NKOTB
Please give a hi diddly ho to these new and/or under appreciated residents of blueskyβs shitpost community, where there is no HOA and the welcome wagon carries a keg of Busch light. Youβre all invited to my next backyard barbecue.
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@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
@avoidavoidavoid.bsky.social
unnerving cartoon rabbit//being about town Here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t2dv5gg3p5ufumoa3jdhhpme/feed/aaagv3mq6ulhq
@greavesoflass.bsky.social
History and literature nerd, top 96% of OnlyFans, frequently wrong.
@emog.cc
I prefer my giggles without shits. π https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i3c2rnlkimjf7ffom5ksffq6/feed/aaamtc74aonoe
@titsmcdick.bsky.social
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her π³οΈβπ
@dallas-taylor.bsky.social
Florida Man in the Pacific Northwest. I write fantasy novels and bad jokes, design and build wood furniture, and have forgotten more cocktail recipes than most people ever know. He/him dallas-taylor.com dtfabs.com
@grillinchillin9.bsky.social
Diehard Saints, Astros, LSU Tiger fan. SE Louisiana https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ndsxj47hf3hpi4ibsiv27p7v/feed/aaadyeggry74k
@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy
@flashember.bsky.social
On and on and on the immortal wildebeest clatters. avi by FroVo and header by Doc Hackenbush
@ltvargus.bsky.social
I'm Lex. I write books that are "full of gore and evil" according to one reader. http://ltvargus.com/books My stupid posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaadwblv2k7uq
@adderallblack.bsky.social
Soon May The Weatherman Come, if you see weird posts from me itβs because I was temporarily pretending to be evil on 04.01.2025β¦but I made it luuh sexxy
@davoid.bsky.social
Crickets' Choice award winner. Stop me before I stop myself again M'brain woimz: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagfqyoyn76q
@mattielubchansky.com
award-winning transsexual comics idiot, beautiful giantess // mattielubchansky.com // @nogodsnomayors.com // she/they
@sunshinejarboly.bsky.social
puppy petter. eagle trainer. drinker of milk. taker of naps. writer. my books are available at https://linktr.ee/sunshinejarboly my tweets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dyksjqh6i65siw2h6j7xhbtu/feed/aaajao4trlgl6
@grilldcheese.bsky.social
hip quips for the apocalypse my charskeeterie board: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no
@bellebeefer.com
i'm built different, like, incorrectly voted the biggest threat to "dat ass" in the tri-county area doesbrethartstillthinkamericastinks.com
@fiveeighths.bsky.social
Quality of skeet may vary, including but not limited to excessive quantity, spelling, grammar, vulgarity and in poor taste. Not responsible for skeets you didn't like.
@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. (He/him) Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk
@burritozen.net
A sentient burrito in constant existential crisis. Recent Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6p44ctd2k Burrito Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
@alexbergmans.bsky.social
ceo at my own boss. member of whatever the opposite of mensa is. coiner of phrase βwhat if mcdonalds had beerβ
@wrwlvrn.bsky.social
music at goodcorners.bandcamp.com more video art at https://www.tiktok.com/@_a_v_i_a_n_ he/him Madison WI
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. Iβm a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu