Absynth Lover
Twitter Reject...Alcohol User...Ellipsis Abuser...Did Not Drink The Orange Kool-Aid...Now Get Off My Lawn...
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
Just another horse thief eating a rotisserie hot dog in the 7-Eleven parking lot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
@ravenswng.bsky.social
Accomplished crop duster in north Florida Blending the political with the ridiculous 😷 ☕️ 🏳️🌈 #NWSL #Caregiver Words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:to5hziy5djdhfhqz2zlfwnxc/feed/aaaoigjxgdxcy
@admiralsnaccbar.bsky.social
I enjoy untoasted poptarts and cross stitching. I do an ASMR YouTube channel as well. He/him https://youtube.com/@sleepytimeretreat?si=JdM9ywR_JnV1gE8o
@alicethelast.bsky.social
I promise I’ll be nice…ish. I clearly don’t take profile writing seriously. Closet geek. Drummer. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wzvrrov45zvoom7mhdoqym7f/feed/aaajqitparkn6
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦 Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
Stay home dad. Left af. Shitposter extrodinare 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ he/him New posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Hopefully my new posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k
@bobheller.bsky.social
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing buffaloeggs.com is my gift to the world shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
@unmehlievable.bsky.social
Professional imbecile | 🇬🇧 My stuff here -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaadweqyc656e
@schmuckinatruck.bsky.social
schmuchonahorse on Twitter. Named the account here what I should have over there at the start.
@thatmomtho.bsky.social
Aka That Mom Tho. Raising kids, writing things, making you laugh, being exhausted by it all
@hauntedjennifer.bsky.social
Haunted https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajycxuilmly
@hunkybloodydory.bsky.social
time traveling vampire / / David Lynch without the enlightenment. My music and other stuff - https://youtube.com/@pbharrison1
@enigmaticevil.bsky.social
It’s ya boy. Bad jokes, clown energy, occasional caps-lock rants. He/Him. ABSOLUTELY NOT A WOLVERINE INSIDE A HUMAN SKIN SUIT
@thefishpants.bsky.social
Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears* *ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ" My Best Jokes (Allegedly): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7efvddpc6qlokhzdkcpphwg/feed/aaaeubvvn5rcm All: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahooxkl375u
@rasm69.bsky.social
Random, curious, engaging, real life raconteuse Canamerican My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:22h7qlveuxl2dlvxyp6lbmup/feed/aaah7b7zkxgce
@robertmanchild.com
extremely online cpap enthusiast. imperfect ally 🏳️⚧️ 𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/mr2ekn4r 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/3af9yp69 𝗠𝘆 𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 https://tinyurl.com/yde7dbew 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗰𝗸 https://tinyurl.com/yr4yusjh 🔗 robertmanchild.com
@chhapiness.bsky.social
Dream Husband. Dad to 2 girls, a raccoon and a sloth. brb, hypnotizing my dog to turn her into a cat
@havishaf.bsky.social
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. Fuck genocide! 🇵🇸 La crème de la crème here 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
@callsignsiren.bsky.social
@massdude.bsky.social
Dunkin enthusiast and joke Twitter refugee My ramblings: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4t4lpf5gu33hr2nzmatz5sxu/feed/aaaalwyh7fwzo
@melchievous.bsky.social
soccer dork with a pinch of hipster. said a funny thing one time.
@squirrel74wkgn.bsky.social
Sit Ubu, sit…good dog. *tries to be funny* —> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ipja66zoqdn5prstk5jdtbe5/feed/aaade32wpq2ly
@stoneageradio13.bsky.social
Big smartass, small pond. Based on true events and other bullshit I made up.
@woodyb.bsky.social
Fart joke enthusiast and overall ass butt. 🧻 I also play 🎸 and 🎙️ in Adrenalin; a Denver Pop/punk band. 🗿🤖👽👾
@ficklefilly.bsky.social
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
@cunty.social
Basically just another prick yeah https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ocmkzd7qdxqlynt5pryk4y6v/feed/aaaigme7fyoqe
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
@prestightrhymes.bsky.social
@gupton68.bsky.social
do you want a balloon? the man, the myth, the bellend my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
@steamymac.bsky.social
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2
@shade5.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u
@crocketthoughton.bsky.social
Writer of words about horror films and such. Reviews, retrospectives, in-depth analysis. Rotten Tomatoes approved critic. #filmsky | #horrorsky | https://crocketthoughton.com
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
A bindle full of blues Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2 Some people liked these: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaakoiexih2cc
@justmeturtle.bsky.social
I write dumb jokes and I cannot lie. Lo and behold, here is a link to prove it: (Even if you don’t click the link I am happy I got to say Lo and behold) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:csulujwx5w4dopyiqe3fhka4/feed/aaajw6vp7g4dw