A Dad Influence
Kinda funny for a dad. On @TODAYshow @readersdigest @thePoke @thedad @buzzfeed @huffpost @theCHIVE @boredpanda @TheDad @scarymommy http://funnytweeter.com/user/gbergan
@themilkwitch.bsky.social
Whimsy. Ice cream. Avi by @fairyirl.bsky.social Search link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23fxxtlnt6ucvjb5rhbkpi6o/feed/aaalmevks3sty
@chhapiness.bsky.social
Dream Husband. Dad to 2 girls, a raccoon and a sloth. brb, hypnotizing my dog to turn her into a cat
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
@mediocremom.bsky.social
Always hangry. Never fashionable. Sometimes funny. Mediocre mom to two.
@kristabelle.bsky.social
Writer; traveler; mom; politico; lover of semi-colons, tea, and coffee. Posts lovingly handcrafted in small batches. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fout543wcxvbt443qemnoks4/feed/aaajk5elpuc4m
@benedictsred.bsky.social
Not A. Doctor, M.D. Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
@thevoid.bsky.social
Too old for my nonsense. Refugee from Elon 🏳️🌈 pan, he/him, Leftist. Mao had good ideas about landlords
@minkitypinkity.bsky.social
sentient blob. skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiaqt6e2zk6
@bestestname.bsky.social
Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
@amy222.bsky.social
child-free cat lady 🐈⬛ still hating on comic sans ✌🏼 living in 🌵 and 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social can vouch for my character 🫶🏼 I did the thing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wfilq2jsx3z7yxq7omhyiu4f/feed/aaakyqx6pikkk
@whoinvitedjon.bsky.social
I'm the penguin on the left More Jono: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaacpjnbe2glk
@westcoasttoast.bsky.social
Funny, Sarcastic, can be Political & Pervy. Your friendly neighborhood Canadian. I stand with 🇺🇦 Search Skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:alrokqv3tttkcqxtzvzteehp/feed/aaab6ndxw7hay
@heatinblack.bsky.social
tumbling through the mehdow https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6d6ozqnmr7f7xzbj2rjbojla/feed/aaacaznvnauhq
@celestephase.bsky.social
Sith-y heathen. Sentient freckle. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science. ACAB. 🔞 Stage IV cancer. She/her 🏳️🌈
@justmebutnot1.bsky.social
My comma went to Oxford and all I got was this lousy, ( how do you say t-shirt in English English?) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p37iqdhcybfiddzfgaltptcn/feed/aaac3wknaosc6
@thealexnevil.bsky.social
My third grade teacher's positivity was unwarranted. Scribbles & Bits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaadjjnkylwbe Successful Drivel: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@latetopartylaura.bsky.social
[Awkward silence] So.. I have a husband, 11yr old and cat. I will be complaining about them here. IG: latetothepartylaura My posts only: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qrlhjrbf4w6ecyueaqu64773/feed/aaaoqij5pcpfy
@coachrusty.bsky.social
bruh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wnnf4sprjurijjgvvciczul5/feed/aaab3qj6dgnao
@pessimusprime.bsky.social
I invented the internet See mah tweets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
@picklerudd.bsky.social
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer Views my own not my employer's My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her) My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
@cyrusomerican.bsky.social
Friend to some, hero to all My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ag2sjc34zltiuqtaoddm2rk3/feed/aaadd6xr5volo
@hepatitisatoz.bsky.social
*triumphant kazoo noises* my crap here -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mawpsm2x6lkxpxqfz3iow7fd/feed/aaabvpecj3ciy
@captantagonist.bsky.social
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
@shortsleevesuit.bsky.social
Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘 header by the great Marf Salvador avi by @frovo.bsky.social He/Him 👉: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bmvl67povgevf645aj6vfpje/feed/aaab5d3sxupgm
@princessofwhales.bsky.social
a glass jar full of old teeth and dolls eyes #StoriesFromSchool
@elenizarro.bsky.social
I’m probably joking. Unless I’m not. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eoaxja23fwfptluzo3hs5x2t/feed/aaacufrf4v3mu
@midge.bsky.social
Relentless architect of my own hell https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
@reallifemommy3.bsky.social
3 kids, 1 dog, and a full time job. What could possibly go wrong?! posts are mine ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:am4xjbphjjv7zy5riv7gbfr3/feed/aaacwhjhkazly
@momsoverhere.bsky.social
Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere Only my posts- bit.ly/momsoverhere
@birdiegirl.bsky.social
I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept, so I’ll just say: we always met https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j3den4pqjo6kqybjwxywh2hu/feed/aaabqiqcqj7zg
@jasonnotevil.bsky.social
5x Heisman Trophy winner, Double EGOT, part-time God https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jabrgwziynokgmh6fcbzycnv/feed/aaagejegk2djq
@deloisivete.bsky.social
surrounded by a chaos of my own making My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rhjpww65fgvbp2txyhl2zksb/feed/aaac2f5bigl42
@themomhack.bsky.social
Mom brain is my superpower🦸🏻♀️👧🏼👶🏼 | As seen on a few places | Please excuse my sense of humor.
@marlebean.bsky.social
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72