BuickMakane 🇧🇲☘️🌮🔥💨
I used to be PariahSickKid and StuckontheX over on the birb site
I cuss like a sailor
I'm a huge Asshole
I love cheese
I'm a massive Stoner
Elvis is alive and is living his best life as a clerk in a bank in London.
@chefreactions.bsky.social
That annoying, monotone chef from various other platforms. Yup, it’s me.
@horsedisc.bsky.social
tomorrow's discourse, in bot form / not AI! this bot is madlibs with rng, it does not do tricks or take commands, it just posts / disc horse bot created by @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social Suggestion Box: https://forms.gle/1CP83J3YV2jbTLwy9
@jjindc.bsky.social
Defend Democracy🗽Fight Tyranny Everywhere - NAFO Expansion is Non-Negotiable - Stand With Ukraine 🇺🇦
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. discord: bculpsapp 📍MPLS | 38 | she/they
@sirstrange87.bsky.social
ATLien. Stoner. Unbothered. Shit I said: ↓↓↓↓↓ Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uvzzorath2x7tfmwfalhmiut/feed/aaaku7swsdf3u New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uvzzorath2x7tfmwfalhmiut/feed/aaagbtyq3fzvi
@fpwellman.bsky.social
Host of 'On Democracy with FPWellman' on MeidasTouch and the ‘On Democracy Channel’, 'On the Line with VoteVets,' and 'Too Late to Cancel' every Sunday. Army Iraq veteran. Pro-Democracy Advocate. "Vladimir STOP!"
@los-los.bsky.social
Here, I can’t see the eye rolls. Just latest posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g Popular ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
@maddow.msnbc.com
Mondays at 9pmET on MSNBC MaddowBlog.com From Russia with Lev: MSNBC.com/Lev Ultra podcast: MSNBC.com/Ultra Prequel: MSNBC.com/Prequel
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
just your typical old fashioned, salt of the earth, red blooded, hard working, blue collar lesbian. PFP me in pool BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
@hamiltonburger.bsky.social
Musician, elder punk, guitar guy, dog father, doppelgangster of love. And I may find myself living in a shotgun shack. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rscn4esxyu6yzfqrqv4lfmo7/feed/aaacnu4rb5xzi
@swandog.bsky.social
Old (53) cryptid-thing ΘΔ, furry/fantasy artist & crafter, birbmom, nonbinary ⚧️ (she/they), demi/ace, disabled/chronically ill ♿️ (MS, PsA, etc.), neurodivergent ♾️ (AuDHD) & US import in Norway. Socialist/antifascist! ✊️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🍉 🚫️NO AI/NO NFT
@muheggs.bsky.social
Tracking the cost of eggs since Trump took office. The report is back up and running. Thanks for everyone's patience! 🌻 🍉 🍁
@radicalmainiac.bsky.social
Wanderer, Wonderer, Weirdo. Late night drunk streamer. Continually lost & confused. Attempting to piece a life together from broken remnants & find out who I really am He/Him Anarch-ish
@fratboyamy.bsky.social
This is the office of my White Trash Meatball Fight Club. Milwaukee-ish, Wisconsin, USA
@cloverkisscinema.bsky.social
Texas' finest six-seat cinema. Best of Clover Kiss: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/feed/aaap7zbcna67m [We follow our contributors!]
@pogue.omg.lol
Bluesky's pre-eminent cowboy frog. Just here to have fun & make jokes. (Frog-he/Frog-him) FOLLOW BACK REQUESTS PLS READ + Contacts 👇 https://pogue.start.page https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/feed/aaalwrbsobvdk
@onehitwondered.bsky.social
Celebrating American One-Hit Wonders from the Billboard Hot 100 era... A US #OneHitWonder is a group/performer with just 1 hit single, as measured against the industry-standard US Billboard Top 40, which is #1 through #40 on their Hot 100 chart. 🇺🇦 🇨🇦
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:osqxtkaxilkfbenv27xafc4w/feed/aaae3ja5l27ue
@christiantyork.bsky.social
"I don't feel anything Said the happy clown If you want to see me laughing Burn thе circus down. " Just a dude in Maine. I'll only respond to unsolicited DMs if you incorporate the word "jelly" in your opening message.
@mtsthelenswa.bsky.social
Mostly thoughts and opinions about random shit, and shit posting, and sometimes mountain stuff
@altnps.bsky.social
The official "Resistance" team of U.S. National Park Service. Our website: www.ourparks.org
@professorkiosk.wtf
🏳️🌈 He/him Shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6 Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaajqswcg7w2k Make Search Links: professorkiosk.wtf
@motherofbeanz.bsky.social
✨Deadly AF & Minding My Indigenous Business✨ 𐓏𐒰𐓓𐒰𐓓𐒷 (Wahzhazhe) & ᏣᎳᎩ (Tsalagi) Bi Bitch Ass Emo Held together w/Spite & coffee INFJ-T/AuDHD Pics lfgphotography.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/motherofbeanz
@uffdada.bsky.social
Gen X and still feral. Professional Skeeter-UFoS certified. Guardian of cosmic ideas. My timeline is a mess just like your Mom. My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen.
@blerrycat1.bsky.social
Madmother, ailurophile and bookworm 〰️💜〰️💠〰️⭐️〰️ Always learning. Believe in a bit of everything. Humorist and absurdist. Change is constant, the world is chaotic. Otherwise average Midwestern straight white female office worker.
@thedudevotes.bsky.social
Oyster gardener, vegetable farmer, cannabis grower, canine caretaker, graphic designer Somewhere on the Chesapeake Bay This aggression will not stand, man.
@jennica101.bsky.social
I'm just me. I like to make stuff, learn new things & enjoy spending time with like minded people. Wifie to @mac-actual.bsky.social •Mother •Gamer •Creative mind Do NOT DM me unless you start your message with a sentence on why you like 🦄 or 🦇.
@sharky.bsky.social
👀 Stay hydrated. 12-time Winner of the Internet. Header by @atlastalos.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/sharky.bsky.social
@donfordvoice.bsky.social
Mathematician, voice actor, atheist, and owner of “Club Swank.”* I used to be Feared Al Yankovic. I have both a Bacon Number (steps from Kevin Bacon) and a Erdős Number (math paper publishing equivalent). — *the living room
@onthephonepodcast.bsky.social
Matt likes to ramble on and on at great lengths about his idiotic opinions. He cusses a lot, and his blood pressure rises. Join him, won't you? https://open.spotify.com/show/4VGrBmeLDfnlZPSb4K6W89?si=73WDk8EXQQG8pcemM7Ko-A
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck the NRA. Then: East Coast Now: MN
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns. By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4 Say something, cowards! -> https://ngl.link/stevecantsmell
@mac-actual.bsky.social
I like cheese! I’m a husband to @jennica101.bsky.social, a father, a veteran and a gamer. I moved from New Zealand to Albuquerque and I love it here! 💙
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
writer of jokes fighter of life empanadapath more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
@rachel2manypaws.bsky.social
@chrisweedon.bsky.social
Former drug-court specialist for the TX Judicial Advisory Council. We diverted drug offenders from custody to treatment. Unrelenting critic of drug prohibition. Terp BA Crim, DV1 Tennis Washington, DC
@altyellonatpark.org
A team of scientists & activists, in & around Yellowstone National Park. 501c3. Posting photos, ideas & solutions, because together, we can change the world. Please report malicious trolls & imposters. We are AltYelloNatPark™️
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
old enough to no better bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaael2uu3anvw
@cdnpolar.bsky.social
Polar Vortex here—straight from Hoth to ruin your week, one icy blast at a time. 😈 Follow for updates on how I’m turning your city into an arctic wasteland and freezing all your plans solid. You’re welcome. ❄️ #SorryNotSorry