BuickMakane 🇧🇲🔥💨
I used to be PariahSickKid and StuckontheX over on the birb site
I cuss like a sailor
I'm a huge Asshole
I love cheese
I'm a massive Stoner
Elvis is alive and is living his best life as a clerk in a bank in London.
@mommycascadia1700.bsky.social
Grandma to Little Mt Adams Big sister to San Andreas Fault Mother to children: Silverthrone Caldera Cayley Meager Nch'kay Kulshan Dakobed Tahoma Klickitat-favorite child Loowit Wy'east Seekseekqua Three Sisters Mazama Newberry Shasta/Uytakoo Lassen Peak
@chestrovert.bsky.social
1. Be excellent to each other 2. Party on dudes My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g
@justmike.bsky.social
Four score and 7 years ago.... A woodworker and a troublemaker. My spicy profile. https://bsky.app/profile/beardedwoodsman.bsky.social
@lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
Chaos Queer. They/Them. MD.⚕️🇲🇽 Dissector. Weapons collector. ⚔️ 🎶 Bird club member. Dancer. Ninja. 🥷 What’s left of my heart isn’t yours. 🏳️🌈 I don’t repost ALT free media. 📝👓🔍 Alt: Quark a piebald cat meowing.
@therockymountains.bsky.social
I'm~50-80 million yo & the longest mtn range in N. America. My Cree name is "as-sin-wati," which means, "When seen from across the prairies, they looked like a rocky mass." Tectonic forces cause me to rise slightly in response 😉
@lscrapl.bsky.social
this is our world, we don't just live in it https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw
@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
Cozy random passages from Arnold Lobel's Frog and Toad books. Posts auto-delete.
@truth-consequences.bsky.social
Transitioning from mostly politics to astronomy and dick jokes. Never pass up a Uranus reference which combines both
@tinkeringtailortom.bsky.social
Personally irrelevant, Textile Tinkerer, Sewist, Tailor, amateur photographer. I do recreations of 16th-17th c. Clothing as time allows and recently became a vintage sewing machine enthusiast.
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the surprise in your cereal box. Let’s get dangerous! ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
@stansaidairport.bsky.social
00 Days 00 Hours 00 Mins & 52 Seconds since last near miss.
@chronicillness.bsky.social
Chronic Illnesses + Autoimmune Disorders R no laughing matter but my humorous posts will make U feel better for while. https://chronicillnesstees.etsy.com https://mybodyistryingtokillme.com/ https://www.redbubble.com/people/ChronicillnessT #chronicillness
@shade5.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u
@randomshark64.bsky.social
Here for random joy Sister Shark to that annoying Bruce Shark Bites racists IMMA DIRTY PIRATE HOOKER
@hand-solo.bsky.social
⚠️ I don’t wear pants. My stuff - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmprg2xdabkf4boghkxo7qgd/feed/aaafqkeih4m4w
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
@blockmeamadeus.bsky.social’s emotional support bitch I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
@violetmusing.bsky.social
It's all over for me when your ego surpasses your wit. Posts have an aftertaste. Not user friendly. No bandwagons. #INFJ I never said this: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbunnfmfc2 ☀️🐮 🌜🐮 🎈🦂 Inmate #204084 11/17/2023
@stonedeva.bsky.social
HTX, Crocs enthusiast, cat lady https://ngl.link/stonedeva.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
I'm going to die online. Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
@granttanaka.bsky.social
I wrote a joke about a potato once bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
@schwarziest.bsky.social
Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full.
@sippin-def-ale.bsky.social
#greensolutions.. #pitbullrescue #unfuckthemind #Bigfootisreal #DiamondDog #BeaGoodHuman #LOD…✌️
@trinaaa.bsky.social
Suspect is with the shits. Sarcasm is a love language. Auntie era 35+ •Poetry •Hip Hop/R&B • Gym • Food I'm a vibe. I talk back 👋🏾. Buckle up 🙃😅. MKE > DFW 📍
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
Just another horse thief eating a rotisserie hot dog in the 7-Eleven parking lot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
@abbyhiggs.bsky.social
The OG. Feral essayist. Genderclear. Publicist. They/Thembo. Instructor/Professor: @MorganStateU Words: @MarieClaire_sa @Guardian @The_Rumpus etc.🖖
@smooheed.bsky.social
Twin mom Brains are sexy, wish everyone had one Same stick figure, different app https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xbvg7j5gclf7gxoc5jrjdeoi/feed/aaalb6dnhmcjs
@gupton68.bsky.social
I would rather shit in my own hands and clap the man, the myth, the bellend my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
@bobjanke.bsky.social
Gruff but lovable rogue I know who DB Cooper is Not FDIC insured Past performance does not guarantee future results Non-Attorney spokesperson https://x.com/search?q=from%3A%40bob_janke(Exclude%3Areplies)&s=09
@serenablair.bsky.social
Design, art, tv, movies, music, baking, aspiring gourmet No MAGA, misogyny or fascists (same thing as MAGA) Bisexual 🏳️🌈 she/her Interior Designer. Recovering architect. Witch/Pagan
@lyndagood.bsky.social
Don't be pushed around by the fears in your mind. Be led by the dreams in your heart. Nein,No,Non,Não, ingen,Hayır,Nie,Tidak,Nee,Nei 🚫DM’s🚫