Chris
Human, despite my appearance
I am occasionally an asshole. Sorry, please, CALL ME OUT and I will probably apologize.
@eyepatchguy.bsky.social
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also the Mongolian Empire. He/him Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
@tyranny.sparklenoise.com
I am a carnival mirror reflecting the world bisexual neoliberalesbian you can tell I’m trans by how I post
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social
The internet's favorite uncle. Machinist hillbilly from NC. No minors
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
Stay home dad. Left af. Shitposter extrodinare 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ he/him New posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Hopefully my new posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k
@dak.bsky.social
I’m here to escape from reality Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. Just My Skeets: https://tinyurl.com/2pa3nwbn Bangers: https://tinyurl.com/4ccmk5zu
@dvgeebees.bsky.social
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese He/him ✡️ for a free 🇵🇸 dvgeebees / discord all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
I'm going to die online. Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
Elegant couch ornament. Makes words sometimes Scottish and Queer | she/her My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
@birdiegirl.bsky.social
I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept, so I’ll just say: we always met https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j3den4pqjo6kqybjwxywh2hu/feed/aaabqiqcqj7zg
@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
@mid-skeets.bsky.social
rhymes like dimes, loyle to my capo, IT engineer, spurs/stros/bosox/pats, he/him/dirty commie
@pamtoo.bsky.social
PLAYLIST🫴 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigHsuFHu-J_Aj5ECSXYCz6b&si=J0d2SUkZF_HFsAKZ It me👉 bit.ly/Pamsbsky
@jinah.bsky.social
Still the worst https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hservfj7uiuq2mjzfb5rr4td/feed/aaabsh754dzae Path to hell: @edgarpoop1 https://x.com/search?q=(from%3Aedgarpoop1)%20-filter%3Areplies&src=typed_query&f=live
@sthrnsuccubus.bsky.social
| Temptress | Scorpio | Music Obsessed | Neurodivergent | Bookworm | Introvert | Will Ferrell hater Meh: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2f7gsdb4se5fbtjf6t3sidpd/feed/aaapb2ge73z7u
@lockwilford.com
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him. My art: lockwilford.com
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
Idiot Recents: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaailub3qgdqy
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
@blockmeamadeus.bsky.social’s emotional support bitch I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Good intentions, questionable methods. The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (she/they)🏳️🌈 avi 🎨 by @bornmiserable.bsky.social bangerskeets 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaf2y3zcynyc
@paintedsky.ca
he/him 👾 indie gamedev 💩 too much shitposting 🇨🇦 sorry about it 🧠 adhd 🏳️⚧️ trans rights = human rights 🌐 paintedsky.ca 💼 portfolio: cara.app/karyl #art #gamedev #godot
@trisarahjtops.bsky.social
Based on a true story she/they Patreon with @invisichad: patreon.com/trisarahtops paypal: paypal.me/sarahjakubowski venmo: sarah-jakubowski-2 wishlist: https://shorturl.at/csEGW
@geofflemon.bsky.social
Writer. Essays at patreon.com/geofflemon No sport, try @finalwordcricket.bsky.social
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
I’m very inspirational https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m
@lordjuiblex.bsky.social
THE WEIRD LETTER WRITING COMPANY: get me to send you (or a friend) a weird letter or a weird postcard. See the link below. Over 400 letters sold. Five star rating. https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/WeirdLetterWriting
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
Opinions are not my own. Send help! Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer. My bangers feed: https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav My sketches here: https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get avi by mike miller more writing⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
@colourmode.bsky.social
Greenhorn footpad with Dunning-Kruger Realty Trust, LLC. 🎮 https://linktr.ee/bokoyoss 🎸 https://strangemangers.bandcamp.com
@holdendisperra.bsky.social
He/Him Proud Congressperson from Iowa’s 1st district. Licensed and Bonded silly guy. Midwestern dad maxxing. holdendisperra on discord
@flamby666.bsky.social
i like geese and i bark at mailmen dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
Taking Photos & Writing Words Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios My photos & words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji 📍PDX [he/him]
@yeeeerika.bsky.social
sr art director + experimental artist. always quick with a joke!! chaotic good. she/her. https://linktr.ee/_yeeeerika
@cult-papa.com
(He/him) Not a cult just really obsessed. Creator of a worm in a guy's head @rfkjrbrainworm.com don't read my newsletter - Socratically.net | linktr.ee/cult_papa banner alt text: Worf from star trek with a pink bow edited to his head pfp alt text: my face
@celestephase.bsky.social
Sith-y heathen. Sentient freckle. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science. ACAB. 🔞 Stage IV cancer. She/her 🏳️🌈
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't. Part time cryptid Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly. Behold my skeets. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
@dmc1138.bsky.social
I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse
@jordangerous.bsky.social
I’m not for everyone. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7y4kxdqkmmlv2hmzzlsj4cq3/feed/aaab35qpioy7w https://allmylinks.com/jordangerous
@scrumble-eggs.bsky.social
PRONOUNS | Twitter: scrumble_eggs | https://www.amazon.ca/hz/wishlist/ls/1IWKCQ0KP9I5Z?ref_=wl_share My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bwqttzhwjyep43x7yhc4brqw/lists/3lbj3x3cj6m22
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
I'm a niche genre. Does this work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabh3yla3vcq
@wffleballhelmet.bsky.social
Who mistook the steak for chicken? Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaajygjltpaxk