Cosmic Raise
Board certified douche canoe; fully accredited jackwad
DMs open, I said with completely unwarranted optimism
@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
@deviantollam.bsky.social
Philadelphian in Cascadia. Vociferous champion for Oxford commas, two spaces after a period, and ellipses. I break into buildings. 🔓 "Even if the world were ending tomorrow, I would still plant a tree." 🌲 (he/they)
@tomorrowx3.bsky.social
I don’t want to write a description ❤️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaah6dyfmk6ag
@kaitisnotreal.bsky.social
Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not) If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light? Fake it til you break it Potato's Grandma The original Pony Baloney™️
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
I’ve made my whole personality my whole personality. Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Fuck the NRA. Then: East Coast Now: MN
@propublica.org
Investigative journalism in the public interest. Headlines and (sometimes literal) receipts. Support our work: https://propub.li/4d2mFWJ
@nursebrianrn.bsky.social
Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
@lscrapl.bsky.social
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@happee69017.bsky.social
Nothing Special, just molding back my pieces of broken. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:y3vogih7zukxj4gwz4ztqklg/feed/aaaie4bmi4n3o
@starskyua.bsky.social
Operator Starsky - observer for the UATV Channel, Ukrainian veteran, reservist, blogger, and co-founder of the Propaganda Study Institute.
@jondrake.bsky.social
If you play in dirt, you get dirty. 1/2 of https://bsky.app/profile/blastzonepod.bsky.social
@realjakebroe.bsky.social
Fmr. Nuclear & Missile Operations Officer US Air Force 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 ~ YouTuber ~ 500,000+ Subscribers ~ Keep Defending the Truth ~ Keep Defending Democracy https://www.youtube.com/@JakeBroe https://www.patreon.com/c/JakeBroe
@andraberghoff.bsky.social
Minnesota born and raised Content creator: https://beacons.ai/hopeyoufindyourdad
@wroughtironhex.bsky.social
Wrought Iron Hex is an original heavy rock band based in Boston, MA.
@patnspankme.bsky.social
member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ihvabuqcsko4cqj2qlvrqux/feed/aaamjf4l67s3s
@altnps.bsky.social
The official "Resistance" team of U.S. National Park Service. Our website: www.ourparks.org
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The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Possibly haunted. Contributors: https://go.bsky.app/4yomz8H
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
Hank of Decline Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
@lacroixboi.dadguy.online
tell my Wife and kiddo i mentioned them here. dang, that is a bright ass thigh. future’s pasts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
@darthputinkgb.bsky.social
Czar for life of all Russians. Master Strategist. Tea connoisseur. Author. YouTuber. Window installer. Wanted in 123 countries. Parody, apparently.
@coachrusty.bsky.social
bruh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wnnf4sprjurijjgvvciczul5/feed/aaab3qj6dgnao
@andyjokedagain.bsky.social
he/him/it read my most recent least bad jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/andyjokedagain.bsky.social/feed/aaak4yoynatzw read my all-time least unpopular jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/andyjokedagain.bsky.social/feed/aaafsgilrfjtm
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
writer of jokes fighter of life more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦 Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi
@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025 Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
@robdenbleyker.com
a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot