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When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
(He/him)
Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk
Please email me ghost facts: demandavoider@proton.me
@crabbydaddy.bsky.social
CrabbyDaCrab from Twitter under new management. architect, dad, crabby. we have one race: human. be kind.
@christopherdowning.bsky.social
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
@notjpo.bsky.social
Welcome to my menopause blog. It’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
@knewagirlnic.bsky.social
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not. Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
@anna-molly.bsky.social
World renowned scatterbrain She/Her/Basketcase Archives: https://bsky.app/profile/anna-molly.bsky.social/search
@frenchys-goldau.bsky.social
Dad, husband, part time gold prospector. This is where I shitpost and share my adventures of prospecting in south east Australia 🇦🇺👇 https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
@reuvenperlman.bsky.social
The inevitable product of biology and circumstance, an unthinking thing
@asherperlman.bsky.social
Writer @ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. Cartoonist @ The New Yorker Opinions are mine, but you can borrow em.
@green-goth.bsky.social
Artist. Earthly creature from the pits of reality Lover of flora and fauna Politics are important. Talk to me about art. she/they
@kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well. Weird guy that lives in my house @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
@kimmymonte.bsky.social
my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/feed/aaabw5bxhz3yw
@whatsername2.bsky.social
Trying to laugh my way through this dystopian hellscape w/ the rest of you idiots Coming from X? Wipe your feet, mmm'k? Me in Retrograde: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaac7z6ramc6s
@shortsleevesuit.bsky.social
Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘 header by the great Marf Salvador avi by @frovo.bsky.social He/Him 👉: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bmvl67povgevf645aj6vfpje/feed/aaab5d3sxupgm
@castorp0llux.bsky.social
General doer of things to avoid laundry and reality. Music junky. Jaded Optimist. Positive Nihilist. Middle of nowhere Northwoods.
@writingdcm.bsky.social
“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan Husband, SAHD, independent, gamer, reader, blogger, Bluey fan My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
@bestestname.bsky.social
Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian. smart, dumb, and stoney✨ I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
@kaitisnotreal.bsky.social
Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not) If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light? Fake it til you break it Potato's Grandma The original Pony Baloney™️
@deadontheoutside.bsky.social
kara, grey/ace, 18+ ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II 🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop ☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d 💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
@zebrasyndicate.bsky.social
Husband, father, nerd, person. Occasionally funny, always funny looking.
@miseryhighlight.bsky.social
like you, but me-er. The latest thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaabwhhi2eyls The most “liked”: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaad3debyuidy
@klovar.cc
gofundme.com/f/keep-klovars-family-safe-from-fire-ants 🥔 he/him, 38yo, bi, humanist atheist TV Shows, Movies, Formula 1 trakt.tv/users/klovarr youtube.com/@Klovar New Mexico a fan of the singer Poppy
@blockmeamadeus.bsky.social
Embittered former child prodigy. Weaponsly attacks seeking a noblement. A fine selection of nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/blockmeamadeus.bsky.social/feed/aaajxdosb3efw
@lockwilford.com
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him. My art: lockwilford.com
@wheeltod.bsky.social
Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
@onedogsopinion.bsky.social
I’m the dog you met at that party a shotgun shack ⚜️ my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaalzareso5xm One Dog’s Lost and Found: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4dso2fo6cfpgnl2arhhmfnov/feed/aaal2fvspxvoy
@maidofbeans.bsky.social
I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udcx3wq52wbwfibycirmso3t/feed/aaaetc4o56ql2
@alicemcflurry.bsky.social
Mostly one-liners at my own expense Awkward AF Midwest to West Coast
@cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
LMFT-LADAC Witchy Addictions Expert, Not your therapist, both traumatized and trauma informed. Sometimes a writer http://medium.com/@buzzkill1978
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything. #KeepBlueskyWeird
@lacroixboi.dadguy.online
tell my Wife and kiddo i mentioned them here. dang, that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face ? future’s pasts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer. Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaabrbkkoo5lc Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
@s-jsmith.bsky.social
|storytelling|humor|absurdism|psychology|mental health|ADHD|feminism|atheism|curation|collecting|thrifting|obscura|oddities|curiosities|art|design|music|history|preservation|entrepreneurship| I wasn't on Twitter. (she/her) nomadish
@motherofbeanz.bsky.social
✨Deadly AF & Minding My Indigenous Business✨ 𐓏𐒰𐓓𐒰𐓓𐒷 (Wahzhazhe) & ᏣᎳᎩ (Tsalagi) Bitch Ass Emo Held together w/Spite & coffee INFJ-T/AuDHD Pics lfgphotography.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hhlqjizym7wnwxlg3vpxegqu/feed/aaag2s7mqviw6
@4slars.bsky.social
Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
@mid-skeets.bsky.social
rhymes like dimes, loyle to my capo, IT engineer, spurs/stros/bosox/pats, he/him/dirty commie
@thembo.bsky.social
Beloved and renowned expert on all things unusual. They/them chasingshadowschronicle.substack.com
@bobheller.bsky.social
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing buffaloeggs.com is my gift to the world shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba