Functionally Feral
I put the fun in functional, or something. [remaining profile description redacted]
@momsoverhere.bsky.social
Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere Only my posts- bit.ly/momsoverhere
@thealanden.bsky.social
(Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food https://linktr.ee/thealanden
@sonicdave2112.bsky.social
Film Composer, Songwriter, Progressive coffee enthusiast and music nerd, Ally to all. No DM's🚫 No crypto🚫 Ask me about the Black Sheep Social Club! It's finally out! #Blueresisters
@lisabug.bsky.social
Welcome to LisaWorld | Pun 👸🏽Weaponize Kindness | 🐈🐈⬛Mom |Taken 💍 | San Francisco 🌉 Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
@naejacobs.bsky.social
Well behaved women rarely make history. Fuck the patriarchy. FUCK Nazis.
@tobi-is-fab.bsky.social
Shhh, I’m supposed to be a mystery. She/Her/Nerd/Wife/Mom Former Butthole Tweet Pioneer @popartcartoonz.bsky.social made my avi @captantagonist.bsky.social made my search link https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafoaaq4wzca
@richbeingrich.bsky.social
🤘🏻😝🤘🏻 Gentleman Loser & Hockey-obsessed Sabres fan // ACAB // abolish billionaires // free Palestine // elon sux // epstein didn’t kill himself
@dcbroderick.bsky.social
#Writer #HistoryNerd Married /w daughters 🎓 Finishing a #History degree with a minor in #Anthropology. 📚 I will be as factual as I can 🚫 #Disinformation ⚖️ #Activist for Human Rights for All. 🏛 #Independent Political Activist. #Resist! Never Obey! Fight!
@thrillhouse512.bsky.social
@qwertying.bsky.social
I write my own off-brand of jokes. Sometimes even reply with an snarky comment. ♥️ @skedaddle74.bsky.social 🍄 Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlxnj6iqvkdlmoj6npjt2l4o/feed/aaaemekfmmumo 🚫Crypto 🚫Onlyfan 🚫Porn 🚫DM=Block
@mochajesus.bsky.social
Never watched the cartoon Leftist with jokes Purpose: State & Madison Entertainment All Black Lives Matter ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙘-𝙈𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙤-𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙮-𝘿𝙄𝙇𝙁 He/Him
@polarsprite.bsky.social
Feral snarky Gen-Xer raised by wolves I do not suffer fools gladly. if you don't expect too much from me, you won't be let down. I voted for her💙
@challengebeliefs.bsky.social
I followed my X followers that I could find here. Please follow back. I have a YouTube channel for discussions on topics ranging from religion, philosophy, and science. It's on Saturdays at 8PM, US Central. https://www.youtube.com/@ChallengeYourBeliefs
@sarcasticmom69.bsky.social
I'm socially awkward. Becoming more introverted each day. Sarcastic bitch, and proud of it. Did not vote for that motherfucker. Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷. Flirty, dirty, and vulgar, but not interested. More 🚩🚩than a circus, but loved anyway.
@piscespotatoes.bsky.social
a passion for potatoes. an enthusiasm for eggs. hugs for bugs (but never for spiders). sporadic posting of unhinged content in a chaotic world!
@seeshell.bsky.social
🐚 Positive, funny, or unfathomable BS 🐚 I loath the 🍊 loon & PP 🐚 🔵/Ally/Advocate 🐚 From NS to BC 🐚 🐚 Married 🐚 Community & Kindness 🐚 #BlueCrew #Resister 🚫 DMs - unless you need a coach 🚫 MAGA, Crypto, weed, or sales
@girlybojon.bsky.social
𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞~𝐇𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐲 𝐁𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡~𝐒𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐅𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐜~𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐅𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 "𝐈 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬. 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐨𝐧𝐞." ~𝐄𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐚, "𝐖𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝" *𝐍𝐎 𝐃𝐌𝐬
@grandana.bsky.social
Until the phrase "Human rights" applies to all humans, I am not quitting ! Stuck in the Sar-chasm with the 'Tism schism Dissing the lexia, and the praxia. Jaqueline of many trades, mistress of none. Oh, and unsolicited DM is instant block.
@jch24.bsky.social
Artist formerly known as 80HD_Theatre(no underscores allowed here). Kentuckian, father, dog dad, IT guy, amongst other things.
@nachman.bsky.social
Penny’s dad, Emily’s husband, New Hampshire’s seventh favorite son. Opinions are my own but they should be yours as well.
@gnuman1979.bsky.social
Some of you may know me from Twitter. I try to provide a few laughs to make your day a little brighter. I’m a little nutz
@beachdabber.bsky.social
Musician/Singer/Songwriter/Veteran-Cannabis-Social-Animal-Activist/Ally-LGBTQ~Progressive,
@gtlegalenglish.bsky.social
Legal English prof for GeorgetownLaw LLMs & USLawEssentials.com. Ukraine supporter. Editor of the GeorgetownLegalEnglishBlog (georgetown.legalenglish.domains) & JETwit.com. Legal English community leader, ultimate frisbee player & JET Alum;
@buddsd.bsky.social
💙Engineer. Curious and enjoy learning. Avid pickleball + tennis player. Animal lover - especially cats. Voted Dem since legal. GenX 🏳️🌈💙 I do not follow huge blue accounts unless they also support and follow smaller accounts. #BlueCrew
@scotswomano6.bsky.social
Vive la Résistance. Humanity. Balance. Integrity. 🧷🗽⚔️✊️💉🐶 Autoimmune Diseases. Healthcare & Education For All. Twitter circa 2018 TikTok🙃 No MAGA!! No Contact!! 🚫DMs
@thejolene.bsky.social
You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Published at 19, double doctorate from MIT at 22. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok? NO DMs. 💙💙💙
@heff-ra.bsky.social
I am currently an enigma. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yqde7g7ccnmlkaxkkkwguiyq/feed/aaafgzx4grsew
@bigheartdeepsoul.bsky.social
people tend to be confused on how different I am. you've never met anyone like me. writer of erotica was @lucifermrningst from Twitter http://links.lucifersmorningstar.com
@princess-daddyy.bsky.social
artist writer queer mystic bilingual herbalist musician advocate anti-colonialist college student environmentalist funny sometimes pleasure is medicine recovering control freak not your trauma dumpster
@grianegan.bsky.social
🍃I have my madness, I live in another dimension and I do not have time for things that have no soul.🍃 ~ Charles Bukowski https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gxidbkqyqdoqxjc3xocs75xa/feed/aaadf3dtsfolk #poetry #photography #whimsy #MildlySardonic #trueblue
@bigdaddykreativ.bsky.social
A seasoned travel writer that brings destinations to life through vivid detail, immersive storytelling, and firsthand experiences. 🚫 crypto / forex 🚫 maga / unkind people 🚫 porn / sales / solicitation 🚫 money requests / go fund me
@haliphacks.bsky.social
Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show. My posts ➜ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kla5p6qnfqixl6bgwbttabhh/feed/aaadag4p2jrvk
@professoremily.bsky.social
English teacher, writer, lover of cats & dogs. Recovering conservative, now Agnostic Christian Democratic Socialist. Unfortunately stuck in Texas. 🥲 A feed of my writing samples: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:br2rslmo7elrd3hp5dfsx3ye/feed/aaaksewrcngo4
@kwilder.bsky.social
Bookworm. Unapologetic Swiftie. Dancer. Smiley under the right conditions. Recovering journalist (but god, I miss the rush sometimes)
@professorkiosk.wtf
🏳️🌈 He/him Shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6 Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaajqswcg7w2k Make Search Links: professorkiosk.wtf
@tycer.bsky.social
Long term survivor of Australia, Pun addict (I can give up whenever I want), WoW Warlock and author. Yes, I can't believe that last one either!
@drmorticia.bsky.social
She/Her. Eclectic. Always A Student. Buddhist Witch. Anti-Racist. INFJ. Historian. Huahua-Mommy. Wife. Feminist. Lesbian. Dark Lady. Art = Life. Musician. First to say, "Trump does South Park Hands." Progressive. Writer/Author. Unapologetically Weird.
@lickyourstein.bsky.social
I remember a day when anonymous shit-posting brought you love. Hot: https://bsky.app/profile/lickyourstein.bsky.social/feed/aaael2k52wlng New: https://bsky.app/profile/lickyourstein.bsky.social/feed/aaafig63c52se 📍Philly/NYC
@rickybrad.bsky.social
Retired, born 310ppm, woke, guitars, science, sunshine coast, micro-doser, no posts no follow, atheist, pour at four, public education. 🚫Nazis🚫gods🚫DMs My views are a working hypothesis. ELBOWS UP https://www.youtube.com/user/rich0rdable
@dad-joker.bsky.social
Coffee and Dad Jokes The Dadliest Posts Ever: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap6izw45oow
@lawrie123.bsky.social
#ElbowsUp #Manitoba 2-time provincial yelling champion. Nothing too serious here.