Haiku Platypus
A thing worth saying
can be said in a haiku.
Trust a Platypus.
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@aqaraza.bsky.social
Lorekeeper & Librarian. 📦 Think and work as long term as you can; Save what can be saved. Preserve the memory of good in the world. Hold onto the hopeful lesson of Ozymandias. ⛔️ My modlist [blocks] = Chuckleheads 🚫 No tankies or accelerationists pls!
@ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social
No one you know. [This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
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•I am a woman (& a #resister) above all else, you stupid pieces of shit• medium.com/@defunctive FL🔵DSA✌️TST😈childfree😎'83
@juliagoolia9.bsky.social
Listener. Smiler. Hugger. Writer. Mommer. Loves Manatees. USMC Veteran. Retired Mormon.
@siberiantigger.bsky.social
him/he impolite free thinker not a critical thinker blocked by cowards #NeverForget
@oldsalt946.bsky.social
Retired Navy, retired Correction Officer, retired VA. Progressive resister. Committed ANTIFA! I retired to my forever home, ageing gracefully in the beautiful north woods of Minnesota. If God ever retires, I'm pretty sure this is where he'll come.
@yeehawpoems.bsky.social
It's all a part of the experience When the world sucks I turn to poetry. Let's be kind to each other 💖 thoughtbutterfliesblog.wordpress.com/
@castorp0llux.bsky.social
General doer of things to avoid laundry and reality. Music junky. Jaded Optimist. Positive Nihilist. Middle of nowhere Northwoods.
@gyrate.bsky.social
US/UK dual citizen, and grumpy about politics in both. Not here to talk about my current job. All views expressed are those of the voices in my head. Void where prohibited.
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My life coach benched me Growers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaakws226feqs Showers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaahnteusxchm
@alexbergmans.bsky.social
ceo at my own boss. member of whatever the opposite of mensa is. coiner of phrase “what if mcdonalds had beer”
@azuler0.bsky.social
t. naught rides the blue butterfly — a reluctant human waiting to be monetized
@frenchys-goldau.bsky.social
Dad, husband, part time gold prospector. This is where I shitpost and share my adventures of prospecting in south east Australia 🇦🇺👇 https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
@notjpo.bsky.social
Welcome to my menopause blog. It’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
@ghostinaglass.bsky.social
There are decades when scrolling happens, there are weeks when posting happens 25 He/him 🏳️🌈
@christopherdowning.bsky.social
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
@thebrazenbeard.bsky.social
Unhinged philosophist, writer, and heck of a nice guy (unless you're a dick) @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social designs all my book covers. https://ngl.link/the.brazen.beard1 My Amazon Author page: https://www.amazon.com/~/e/B0CBK6NHJL #Author #Indie
@poutinesmoothie.bsky.social
*finger gun* Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
@stylr.bsky.social
be gay do crime use drugs eat veggies brush teeth call mom Check out my political blog and join the fight for democracy 👇 https://blogs.mtdv.me/blog/posts/gpJ2GH1NUi
@gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
New avi, same mental health issues. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
@knewagirlnic.bsky.social
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not. Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
@hospicenursepenny.bsky.social
Hospice nurse, author, social media influencer, anti-MAGA
@deathdoulakacie.bsky.social
RN turned Death Doula 🌿 Founder of Death Doula School, here to change the narrative around death & dying. Normalizing tough conversations, one post at a time. Check out my Stan store for FREE resources: https://stan.store/DeathDoulaKacie
@sherylxanderson.bsky.social
slutty single mother 47,submissive,lesbian,easygoing,bubbly,loves art ,theater,books,cooking ❤️ Please use my Amazon gift card link to donate for new toys 💕 https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/25XDIK4C3QBLS?ref_=wl_share Please ❤️ Likes 🔁 Reposts
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🔞 29. She/Her. Bi. 💋 The secret life of that thick & nerdy brown girl next door 😉 All the good stuff: beacons.ai/spice_jasmine
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26 She/her, European🩶 pansexual Here for fun, make some friends. Sorry about my English 🙃 ❗️DO NOT save any of my pictures or videos ❗️ Throne: https://throne.com/elaelka Ask me: https://ngl.link/elkaela
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I am shy, and a lil introverted so pls be kind 💜💜💜 LVL 36/Non Binary/Pisces/Poly/Pan LGBTQIA+/NSFW/ 18+ ONLY/
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From 🇩🇪 Goth out of Passion 🖤🦇🖤 Happily married for almost 26 years, Mom of 4 God's😻😻😻😻 Any type of styles that does not correspond to current trends😌 Never ordinary, always aesthetic🖤 https://www.instagram.com/claudia.henckel?igsh=dWprOWZmM3VjbDR3
@featuringcreature.bsky.social
long-haired critter creating self-portraits and filth somewhere in Texas. i do this for me. (she/they) (35)
@jooliaghoulia.bsky.social
Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTuber ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
@muyrando.bsky.social
This is a joke account. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iuhhxvswn7mk2zvgokarrofi/lists/3lbdsmcyrhl2h
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she/her 🏳️🌈 pizza enthusiast always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
@aghastronaut.com
Minneapolis non-comedian Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff. (he/him)
@californiahorst.bsky.social
Champion in the epic war against squirrels My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bvpgyjfye2h6rnpijwggrnsl/feed/aaagze5vs2yjg