Haiku Platypus
A thing worth saying
can be said in a haiku.
Trust a Platypus.
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@dankmccoy.bsky.social
Creator/co-host @flophousepodcast.bsky.social, a comedy podcast about bad movies. Wrote for The Daily Show for a decade. Drawings on Instagram at danmccoydraws. Newsletter at danmccoyinterests.com
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The first Cartoonist Laureate of Vermont. Eisner, Ignatz, and Harvey award winner. Rock star, cartoonist, wild berry picker. https://linktr.ee/kochalka
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@whoismonday.bsky.social
printmaker and multimedia artist. leaving water out at night for the ghosts to drink from 🛸 🌵 🦷 👁 🥩 intergalacticgoatrodeo.com
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@kalikayai.bsky.social
Political consultant, Emmy-winning producer, screenwriter, Taekwondo double Black belt. Fighting fascism to save humanity. ✊🏾🏳️🌈 🌊💙🇺🇦
@acausalqualia.bsky.social
Noumenal mage dusted between phenomenal time. #AuDHD, #INTP, #Libsoc, #Magick, #Occult, #Panpsychism, #Southpaw, #Transhumanist, #Tritanopia, #Virgo. Unabashedly #kink, #poly, #furry, #sapio, #pan & #genderfluid (any/all). Primary of @robojesi.bsky.social.
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#pbc, #RareDisease, #ServiceDog, #dog, #cats, #autistic, #ADHD, I make bad marker #Art, in USA, I hate Trump and Vance and Muskie, #AnonFamily lone wolf #Anonymous. #Old, #disabled, and working at a shit job that I am afraid to quit. I dislike D.M.s
@fiveeighths.bsky.social
Quality of skeet may vary, including but not limited to excessive quantity, spelling, grammar, vulgarity and in poor taste. Not responsible for skeets you didn't like.
@skiesbeblue.bsky.social
Mother | Canadian, eh 🇨🇦 | Women’s Rights ARE Human Rights | Settler on unceded territories | MMIWG2S | UBC Post Grad | Ally 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇸🇩🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ & 2SLGBTQ+ | She/Her |
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@timeforguillotines.bsky.social
Fascists won’t leave by ballot box or strong words. But there are more of us, and they are cowards. Their politics is fear based. (Oh, you recognized me? Shhhh. Keep it a secret, Frodo, and I’ll send you some swag.)
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@realsporkman.bsky.social
Refugee from Xitter. Democrat 🇺🇸. Software engineer. Not as funny as I think I am. Suspected autist. #veteran Avi is me chipping at the Berlin Wall circa 1989.
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waiting for the sun to shine The worst of the web: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaag2ra3amsfu The worst of the worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaabncyzfgrge
@theauthorguy.bsky.social
Satire is my business. NY Times bestselling author of 19 novels, including Lamb, Fool, Noir, Razzmatazz, and coming May 2025, Anima Rising.
@thejolene.bsky.social
You want to compare brainpans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12. Published at 19, double doctorate from MIT at 22. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes and they let me use explosives, ok? NO DMs. 💙💙💙
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Not a priest. And my name's not Tim Father Tim comes for you all. Stay hydrated https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri 🔞 He/Him, UK 🌈🏳️⚧️
@tapirvalley.bsky.social
A private nature reserve located near Bijagua, Costa Rica. To book a tour: https://www.tapirvalley.com/
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🕉️ go easy 🇺🇦🌻💙 poetry, #art, #photography and interesting people the #Buddha the dharma the sangha writer ✏️ chronicles ** i am not a photographer and credit images when i can i am not offended if you feel you need to block me - save yourself -
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lawyer, judge, father husband, brother, sister, son #speakYoureMind #1 belvedere appreciator
@augustinemerganser.bsky.social
This is my birth name; if you know me IRL, i go by something else. I'm a parent, educator, artist, and always on the lookout for my next hyperfocus. Neurodynamic or whatever we're calling ourselves. ♂️⚧️♀️ He/They Trans rights are human rights.
@chrisjcgarcia.bsky.social
We are all better off if we are all better off. Good Egg.
@salmonondave.bsky.social
I once did solves on crimes and stuff for quarters. Now I'm the new Q, Think Dread Pirate Q-Berts. It/That ¯\_( Q )_/¯ #mentaculus
@britpoptarts.bsky.social
Catless cat lady wrangling tiny hausweezlz, progressive Dem leading w/ kindness & cuss words, collector/enjoyer of music, books, movies, tarot decks, yarn, rings… Mostly harmless. Good weird. Interested in many things (ADHD). She/her. I have no $ for you.
@tonybologny.bsky.social
My mind has been invaded by an intergalactic intelligence known as PLARP: Permanent Live Action Role Playing. AMA about plarping. 420257 80085 The Tyrants are here. How will you stop them? ¯\_( ? )_/¯
@vornietom.bsky.social
Mid-level television writer and niche D&D celebrity with a penchant for scamp behavior