@alleywitch.cards
Divination nerd, energy worker, and art witch. AuDHD spoonie. Demi/bi and polyamorous. Suburban cryptid. AI hater (mostly). DMs are always open to mutuals but I'm bad at starting conversations.
@nocontextpornhub.bsky.social
random pornhub replies • oddly wholesome • age 18+ this account does not endorse the political views expressed herein, or any other weird shit Pornhub users may say TOP: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wejvngevbm533mj6qrq2ymvz/feed/aaafzwksxsire
@killwxve.bsky.social
@criminalsimpsons.com
dissin' your fly girl yoinkin' your memes (not the guy from twitter)
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social
• goth daria • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
@maidofbeans.bsky.social
I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udcx3wq52wbwfibycirmso3t/feed/aaaetc4o56ql2
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
@whiterussianfan.bsky.social
If pigs ever learn to fly, a lot of crazy shit is going to happen. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wmlxtrayyurh4ze75vkpzgnw/feed/aaaomec632ufk
@laboxalaroxa.bsky.social
❁ puffy soft stuff ❁ 🔥 ignis et lapis 🪨 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:23g7nlkq7qbkzf5x6jbi2gn4/feed/aaalarbsuoje2
@anerdonfire.bsky.social
"Go then, there are other worlds than these." SK Meh: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ohtavnoczjskrbx63ahyoajc/feed/aaab566hbz6bw
@wisco-disco.bsky.social
If you think I said something weird, it was the autism His Holy Steward of Margaritaville the Salt Life Pope, Doctrine Chief Cardinal of the Daytona Beach Papacy "doesn't give two shits about 9/11" God's favorite mistake/ancom
@wanksy.bsky.social
None of these views are that of my employer or myself. These are the views of the goblin that lives in the bathroom at the skatepark. He is so wise and funny. I love him.
@dnschmidt.com
Science fiction writer and humorist. Get my books, free stories, and writing tips at https://dnschmidt.com. Sign up for email updates so you don’t miss a thing! My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3nnyps5gbtsw5vp5owlehuvd/feed/aaacz2uzt6fqg
@krauza.bsky.social
Hippie leftist from Michigan. Democratic Socialist, BLM, M4A, Eat the Rich. FreeBSD/Linux/Open Source enthusiast. Cat Dad. Arrived here with an OG BlueSky Invite Code.
@anotoriouspig.bsky.social
🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖 Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
@prchovanec.bsky.social
Private sector economist. Former professor at China's Tsinghua University and Columbia SIPA. Author of “Cleared for the Option: A Year Learning to Fly”, now available on Amazon. Visit me at http://patrickchovanec.com
@gypsican.bsky.social
I’m just vibing over here. 👽🍄😚💨🎮🌳🐾 Odds are, I’m jokin. DMs are open bc ppl @ me anyways so why not. Don’t expect a timely response and we’ll get along great.
@mamafirefly.bsky.social
Atomic https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i3qrdszbx6hvwq72xroy5chc/feed/aaab6vlhlmx22
@treydayway.bsky.social
@guytheguy.bsky.social
Keep it on & poppin Church https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagz72go6z42
@hiddenpinky.bsky.social
Trying to recapture Weird Twitter from the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains. Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
@cookingterm.bsky.social
probably playing a video game, but might be baking or doomscrolling | he/him
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
" People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, You can't trust people " Super Hans kingmonkeysunkle on Insta. https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
@hand-solo.bsky.social
⚠️ I don’t wear pants. My stuff - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmprg2xdabkf4boghkxo7qgd/feed/aaafqkeih4m4w
@sundaedivine.bsky.social
Laugh at the absurd, ponder the peculiar, and celebrate the sheer randomness of existence. DC native.
@daddyjew.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaaktzqtoenla
@keithstack.com
I just want to play video games. he/him Leslie & Brianne comics can be found at @wackylesbianhour.com
@timberborn.bsky.social
A city-building game feat. beavers, dams, wood, vertical architecture, and droughts. Early Access out now on Steam, GOG, and Epic! By @mechanistry.bsky.social. https://store.steampowered.com/app/1062090/Timberborn/
@pkrugman.bsky.social
@lolgop.bsky.social
Less estranged from Elon than most of his kids. Find a protest you can join or an action you can start now https://www.reddit.com/r/onethingtodo/ THE FARCE covers American fascism and the mass mobilization against it https://www.thefarce.org/
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
I'm going to die online. Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
@hstarshot.bsky.social
Fluent in sarcasm and writing my own shitposts. A very serious source of news. Huge fan of boneless potato skins and making music sometimes. Not here for politics. 🙃