Bill Melots
None of these views are that of my employer or myself. These are the views of the goblin that lives in the bathroom at the skatepark. He is so wise and funny. I love him.
@poppadog.bsky.social
Stay-at-home dog father. Obsessed with cleaning, dogs, and cleaning my dogs. Easily twice as weird as you think. Pfp coming soon
@bobheller.bsky.social
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing buffaloeggs.com is my gift to the world shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
@xenochrony.bsky.social
Mostly harmless. Toronto/Wendat territory. he/him (avi credit Charles Rue Woods)
@captainpeef.bsky.social
Peef, the reluctant nomad: exiled by circumstance and chronic entanglements with tomfoolery. ♾️🌀🏳️🌈📓
@horsemorsel.bsky.social
Previously Horsemorsel on Twitter. Previously Horsemorsel on Facebook. Previously Horsemorsel on toast.
@cosmality.bsky.social
Award Winning Artist, Musician and Composer, SciFantaPunk RPG Creator, Performer, Linguist, Technologist, Space Enthusiast, Sit-Down Comedian, Meme Warrior. https://www.cosmality.com
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian. smart, dumb, and stoney✨ I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
@flatfront.bsky.social
waiting for the sun to shine The worst of the web: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaag2ra3amsfu The worst of the worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaabncyzfgrge
@marlebean.bsky.social
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
@bluesnowflake.bsky.social
Save Democracy eat a TACO 🌊 2547🌊 #NotMyPresident Laughing instead of crying 🧚♀️ ShitPosting is my love language; Love sugar & weed- not necessarily in that order. I am always joking on here so lighten up. IFB! 💙🌈🟧🍺🍕🌮🍩📚🏃♀️
@smooheed.bsky.social
Twin mom Brains are sexy, wish everyone had one Same stick figure, different app https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xbvg7j5gclf7gxoc5jrjdeoi/feed/aaalb6dnhmcjs
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
melancholic. bad poet. obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo. she/her skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
@funkelly.bsky.social
All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒 Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️ pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
@prof-hinkley.bsky.social
Super annoyed at what's going on Favstar: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:np2qjm35nzxvtznrfofxhwr6/feed/aaakwwknht56y
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. all dly, all day https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw 🤠 bangers 🤠 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
@captainacab.airbud.website
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
@francesmeh.reviews
minding my own goddamned business 📍Toronto he/him Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq 7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaambmia65yde
@surprisedface.bsky.social
You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out. Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
Stealer of lighters Banner by @davecactus.bsky.social Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
@lasassypants.bsky.social
Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale ↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️ 🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
@siberiantigger.bsky.social
him/he #NeverForget that the Supreme Court made me The Decider!
@knorg.bsky.social
Dies in the cold open, rather casting a pall over the rest of the cooking show. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaadicqqnq5ok Upvoted: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2tf3sirwwyqtrwdqnt5lfynf/feed/aaah35reuxnmi
@improbableeddie.bsky.social
Downlogging. . . textual: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qtyqm3chl3yxdt6lvhdnsba7/feed/aaad42d6ykews
@cringeunworthy.bsky.social
I only drink hot tap water death before detransition recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
@merriam-webster.com
noun | a reference source containing words alphabetically arranged along with information about their forms, pronunciations, functions, and etymologies
@dmc1138.bsky.social
I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse. My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach. 99% of these are recycled tweets.
@omniscientorb.bsky.social
time is a level orb https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zpmpq3tifkzk7nqbgsmqvwj5/feed/aaafzcm4wp7oc
@dak.bsky.social
I’m here to escape from reality Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
@invisihole.bsky.social
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything* 👉 for the "tops" https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba 🎨Buy me a paintbrush: https://buymeacoffee.com/QueenRandumb
@blairloudly.bsky.social
this is just a long sustained cry for help 🇨🇦🏳️🌈 my thumbs typed these https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
@sraf10million.bsky.social
math professor, fiction, idiot, really bad artwork is mine, he/him, writing pop-up book about the eight different geometries in dimension 3
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get avi by mike miller more writing⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
@shade5.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u
@lexoluthoro.bsky.social
We do jokes and sports here. One half of the world tag team champions with @milfordbrimlee 🚩🔞🚩 I am 37 and angry 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Married 💍 NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.
@vincemarotte.com
What: Film, Music, Food, Bikes, Sports Where: California, Oregon, Hawaii, Texas Amateur chef and professional idiot vincemarotte.com/t