Jason the Average (Jason’s Version)®️💛🤍💜🖤
Come join me on the adventure of a lifetime. Everything will go wrong, and it will be beautiful.
Enjoy the ride!
ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
@stalledtraffic.bsky.social
Beep-beep. My posts in a line: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w2ugzww44tlw25mb5txawyi6/feed/aaaoeliz4q2ju
@atokad72.bsky.social
Midwest nice. Blue voter in a red state. Photographer. Chicago Cubs, Green Bay Packers, Notre Dame and Tottenham Hotspur fan. Posting humorous stuff. Vinyl record and antique camera collector and enthusiast. Love classic rock and enjoy a good whiskey.
@elynnbarstar.bsky.social
It was the summer of 1963, I was 17. My family spent the summer at Kellerman's. I lost my virginity to a 30 something yo man, totally romantic. We saved Penny from a botched abortion and I learned professional dancing in 2 hours. The End.
@addledpixie.bsky.social
Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls. “Journey before destination” *Bridge Four salute* she/her My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas
@destry.bsky.social
Another idiot from Twitter. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaans3rkrx24k
@donkee.bsky.social
I’m an ass Avoid this rabbit hole at all costs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai57dxyhgwc Rampant Absurdity https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@samuelhlowe.bsky.social
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq Faves: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo
@poppinswtf.bsky.social
just a bag of wasps. “above all sin, beyond suspicion and extremely gullible”
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get avi by mike miller more writing⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
@thecard.bsky.social
Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
@missriss.bsky.social
I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you. I once knew a sensual hog named Alf. Feed of just me ⬇️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moj6trvqbhappapbpf6rkhqo/feed/aaacaqxkrx5y2
@kn3rds.bsky.social
Welcome: Nerds, artists, weirdos and rejects Unwelcome: News, sports, “culture writers” (??) and authors of books with titles like “How <blah> changed the American landscape” or etc I do not have a linktree because I am not a friggin dork.
@wikibara.bsky.social
Pro-trans, anti-fascist, and an avid reader of anything that I can outrun. The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi. Ex-carnie, writer, gamer, film buff. Creator of the First Church of the Kaiju (reformed) Pure. Weaponized. Capybara.
@neiltypewriter.bsky.social
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian. smart, dumb, and stoney✨ I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
@crabbydaddy.bsky.social
CrabbyDaCrab from Twitter architect, single dad, crabby while in season we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
@girlsuffer.bsky.social
She / They Over 18, MDNI Unethical Poster 💖✨️💖 AKA: Naomi | Closed polycule of two | Perfectly normal | survivor of divorce Number one @charlotteis.online fan Student of @tgirl.fail
@deviwestside.bsky.social
Time flies when you're living in crisis Intrusive Thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy Persistent Intrusive Thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
@sirstrange87.bsky.social
ATLien. Stoner. Unbothered. Shit I said: ↓↓↓↓↓ Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uvzzorath2x7tfmwfalhmiut/feed/aaaku7swsdf3u New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uvzzorath2x7tfmwfalhmiut/feed/aaagbtyq3fzvi
@gaydeceiver.bsky.social
California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Also on Mastodon: @[email protected].
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
@gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
New avi, same mental health issues. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
@thejessbess.bsky.social
animal lover 🐛 artist 🎨 community steward 💗 voiceover & graphics demo lunavoz.com
@sluggishcheetah.bsky.social
Random cat. He/him cishet tom PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!
@apexamigo.bsky.social
the count of quesadilla 34 he\they 🎂🗿 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7gggss6enhbyicrs7mdpngxq/feed/aaaawvojbzhtq
@thesociophi.bsky.social
Philosopher. Sociologist. Bartender Extraordinaire. Pusher of big red buttons. Writer of profound thoughts. Occasionally witty. Fan of cheese. Don’t Click This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofdlzqxuzvippgesg22s4zo5/feed/aaaoxexisqe4c On Substack.
@flatfront.bsky.social
waiting for the sun to shine The worst of the web: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaag2ra3amsfu The worst of the worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaabncyzfgrge
@coffeeinhand.bsky.social
Chief cat wrangler. Coffee connoisseur. Horror Enthusiast Hot Garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:brt3y4qbhsywu3m3tzg4hucr/feed/aaab5occtum4g
@theatheistalien.wtf
Xennial ☆ Feral Humanoid Alien ☆ AuDHD ☆ CPTSD Struggling Single Mom 🩶 Donate ☛ spot.fund/HelpSamanthaSurvive ✿🏳️⚧ they/she/god ✿🌈 bi/demi/aceflux/aroflux Follow ☛ @thenakedalien.bsky.social 🔞 🌶 🛸 linktr.ee/TheAtheistAlien 🔞 linktr.ee/the.Naked.Alien
@tftb.com
"My son, your ineptitude is so vast, your incompetence so profound, that I am certain you are inhabited by greater power than I have ever known." -- Nikos, to Schmendrick. The Last Unicorn Author, journalist, techie Fantasy/scifi, great books #Connecticut
@thirdeyeerisian.bsky.social
Drum tracks go brrrrr. Anime addict. Farther left than most Americans. I hold and will state radical ideas. I am willing to discuss them politely. Insults get you disregarded. hard/speed/digi/break-core enjoyers should check out #ShitEyeLikes
@porcelainsiren.bsky.social
equality • love • nature blm 🇺🇲 lgbtqia+ 🏳️🌈 slava ukraini 🇺🇦 the river to the sea 🇵🇸 🌬🫧 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udxyrf3abhlbf2jnyycuwd6b/feed/aaabgycish7za
@fatguytd3.bsky.social
Super heavyweight champion of shit posting a well known cheese whore beware occasional mental breakdown I might battle rap a superhero let's all be serious
@vixenpiperxx.bsky.social
Professional overthinker, part-time awkward mess. Bringing you unfiltered weirdness and questionable humor. If you’re also currently winging it through life, we’ll get along nicely 🙃
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:osqxtkaxilkfbenv27xafc4w/feed/aaae3ja5l27ue
@hollowverses.bsky.social
Click here now: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kutsfhvksptfmlwljlg6hk4h/feed/aaafojeeyrfu2
@mrmoresco.bsky.social
Vegas fella, gamedev, acoustic prog rock sci-fi nonsense and novels, etc Making "Record of Radiance", a turn-based, 1st person 3D/2D old-school inspired DRPG. ghostradiogames.org
@therealscotchtape.bsky.social
Part Time Gamer, Twitch Affiliate , Dad , Husband The Oxford Comma can fuck right off www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming is where I stream.
@mister-thorne.bsky.social
He/Him | Bi | Exmo | ♎♐♌ From this hour I ordain myself loos’d of limits and imaginary lines,
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu #HollyRossMusic
@los-los.bsky.social
Here, I can’t see the eye rolls. Just latest posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g Popular ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
@thelippyfish.bsky.social
Eat the rich! Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. Be kind. Learn at least one other language and expand your world. Music can be that language.
@catlady.gay
Spaghetti Queen My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ypi2ypcmwvve2wdskgyewg33/feed/aaahvzz6cidci 41 🏳️⚧️ θ∆ catgirl 😺 ponygirl 🐴 I post about sex and kink sometimes, follow at your own risk. No minors
@jenetmms.bsky.social
Artist. Dreamer. Mystical schemer. Following the ebb and flow of life. she/her/HBIC Tickle my fancy with a tip: https://ko-fi.com/jendreams