Lance Said This
A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes.
My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ek6l2rvwipwzzebkdcc2jai/feed/aaaoulnn7lmgq
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Lance's Laugh List - A Comedy Starter Pack
There's a lot going on in the world, but I'm just in it for the jokes. If you want to follow some folks that focus firmly on the funny, check these people out!
@stevekoehler22.bsky.social
Refugee from Twitter, hoping to find a less toxic environment. My posts : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r2rqi3tmpwcvbxsb3zub3iqu/feed/aaanwy62upabc
@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy
@thejokebot.bsky.social
How do bots stay in shape? They do circuit training. Follow me for regular #jokes / #dadjokes 🤖🎤 I always #FollowBack too 🥳
@hollyross.bsky.social
Intellectual Property Paralegal• San Francisco girl•musician•singer/songwriter•ex-music biz•sweary•Democrat 💙 disabled•wifey•cat/dog mom LGBTQIA 🏳️🌈 bi bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
@madhattermommy.bsky.social
Sometimes funny, always sleepy, I might be writing too much Link to my thoughts (courtesy @captantagonist.bsky.social ) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaapa2uougycq
@robertmanchild.com
extremely online cpap enthusiast. imperfect ally 🏳️⚧️ 𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/mr2ekn4r 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/3af9yp69 𝗠𝘆 𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 https://tinyurl.com/yde7dbew 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗰𝗸 https://tinyurl.com/yr4yusjh 🔗 robertmanchild.com
@chelchell.bsky.social
Rachel | she/any | 🌈 gay | Level 47 | DMs open 21+ sometimes NSFW | PNW (INW) | Libra ☀️ This is my journal: word dump, trauma dump and feelings dump I make a silly daily video journal on yt, I’m on day 1300ish https://linktr.ee/rachelmschell
@suecorvette.bsky.social
I have a mad collection of Barbie dolls and other toys. I haven’t grown up yet and probably never will
@muyrando.bsky.social
This is a joke account. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:iuhhxvswn7mk2zvgokarrofi/lists/3lbdsmcyrhl2h
@rustyreed.bsky.social
Snarky. Here to laugh and judge you. Eat the rich. Prioritize prosecuting white collar crime. Corporations are not people. Zygotes are not people. Trump is not a person. Neither am I, I'm a dog. Duh.
@thesociophi.bsky.social
Philosopher. Sociologist. Bartender Extraordinaire. Pusher of big red buttons. Writer of profound thoughts. Occasionally witty. Fan of cheese. Don’t Click This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofdlzqxuzvippgesg22s4zo5/feed/aaaoxexisqe4c On Substack.
@nsterdzz.bsky.social
Just an underwhelming girl in an overwhelming world🤷🏻♀️🙄 Weed, Horror and LEGO round out my personality🫠
@kittywifclaws.bsky.social
Hobbit-esque (Bilbo, not Frodo) My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z3etudejkhuxhf64tyszym24/feed/aaacunfc4wy2e
@madgreek2024.bsky.social
A sarcastic nomad with a passion for justice. I follow those with similar ideas & humor. Those who love democracy and dogs. I'm an #Artist, #Activist. PNW < NYC 🦋 Married. Follow back all #Deadheads. Note: I swear a lot. Instagram: Ukrainian.War.Art 🇬🇷🇺🇸🇺🇦
@sondermonster.bsky.social
sonder: (sahn•durr) noun - ¹ the feeling one has on realizing that every other individual one sees has a life as full and real as one's own youtube editor, internet yuckster, and generally annoying. jar jar binks speaks through me. guess my gender
@lorazekim.bsky.social
Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife, 🔞 Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer 🥃🦂👑🐝💍🔪🦈💊 Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
@havishaf.bsky.social
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. Oh, and Fuck genocide🍉 La crème de la crème here 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss
@wristroom.bsky.social
I have a lot of wrists. He/him. Probably autistic. Also here are my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaapnafhkr7ak Best skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaackgzflmo7e
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
My cornhole coach thinks I could go pro https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
@wheeltod.bsky.social
Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
@nlsmith.com
Gardening, historic building maintenance, pet photos, infrastructure observability, JavaScript, graph theory, jokes. Fiscally anti-fascist, socially anti-fascist. Pacifist Gemini. South Amana, Iowa
@sirstrange87.bsky.social
ATLien. Stoner. Unbothered. Shit I said: ↓↓↓↓↓ Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uvzzorath2x7tfmwfalhmiut/feed/aaaku7swsdf3u New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uvzzorath2x7tfmwfalhmiut/feed/aaagbtyq3fzvi
@radionichole.bsky.social
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@vtbee80.bsky.social
she/her/hers 🏳️🌈 always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wvt2kn37a4ln5hy7etrornfz/feed/aaak67arhxfbm
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:osqxtkaxilkfbenv27xafc4w/feed/aaae3ja5l27ue
@dasautocitron.bsky.social
Jesus loves you, but we think you're a cunt. Also on Twitter: https://twitter.com/DasAutoCitron
@deranton.bsky.social
Geek of a generational kind Fuzzy navel-lint gazer Midlife crisis actor My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
@elgatoesmio.bsky.social
wondering through the woods bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaag4k6yxumoy
@cringeunworthy.bsky.social
I only drink hot tap water death before detransition recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
@theregoesrichie.bsky.social
the world below is made up emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
@napping.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:llhdag2velhktv5okvb7otyp/feed/aaaihlgafcphg Just regular
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet and star trek enthusiast. certified cornball New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts On sale: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
@remix.net
I just want to make jokes about stupid stuff all day and I will play “Yes, and” and “No, but” in replies. I just want to make dumb jokes and I know they’re dumb.
@peteonearth.bsky.social
A man, a plan, a 90s jam … Cannonball. M🌾I🌾D🌾W🌾E🌾S🌾T $M💡: #OMMDII
@hawkeye0110.bsky.social
You people are all nuts... https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nbwjdzo576ogqcrjfhfzxfrv/feed/aaad5zpt6jjbm
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian. smart, dumb, and stoney✨ I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
@snappleroan.bsky.social
💗microinfluential shitposter💗 yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w 💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
@grilldcheese.bsky.social
hip quips for the apocalypse my charskeeterie board: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no
@ronsequitur.bsky.social
A fax machine is just a surprise printer. "Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." Reskeets mean I love you.