Never Ready, Always Surprised
I dream of getting paid for this one day. Beer drinker, occasional blogger, Crystal Palace supporter.
I'm not like here like I was there . Trying to be a better me.
@marissamaciel.bsky.social
Writer and Illustrator from your favorite websites (New Yorker Daily Shouts, McSweeney’s, Belladonna, rip The Toast & The Hairpin) Basically being rad and managing my rosacea
@gilapfeffer.bsky.social
Breast cancer prevention advocate, FEEL IT ON THE FIRST lady, humor writer and author of NEARLY DEPARTED: Adventures in Loss, Cancer and Other Inconveniences
@andrewbelfry.com
(Humor) Writer. Ph.D. candidate in English & Creative Writing. MFA. Words in McSweeney's, HAD, Points in Case, & elsewhere. Father of two. he/him. Tired. https://www.andrewbelfry.com/
@vikshulevich.bsky.social
Writer of humor, essays & children’s fiction. Words in The New Yorker, McSweeneys, WBUR’s Cognoscenti, Slackjaw, The Belladonna, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist! www.viktoriashulevich.com
@thatwriterguy.com
NYT Worstselling Author SFF📚, Satire, Comedy, Absurdist, 😺 Dummest Person in the Room https://michaeltilford.substack.com/ https://patreon.com/ThatWriterGuy42
@parentball.bsky.social
Parenting humor. Assorted dumb jokes. Too many puns. Humor writing: https://www.mcsweeneys.net/authors/michael-ward & https://medium.com/@mikeward08 Building a game for parents: www.parentball.com (New season drops later in 2025) Just outside Boston.
@markarayner.com
Human-shaped, simian-obsessed, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark A. Rayner is an award-winning writer of satirical & speculative fiction.
@emilykling.bsky.social
Humor writer with words in @mcsweeneys.net, @pointsincase.com, @belladonnacomedy.bsky.social, & more. https://www.emilyannekling.com
@pjtlynch.bsky.social
Co-founder of Long John Silver's and other budget fishtaurants. Humor in McSweeney's, New Yorker, Points in Case, Slackjaw, etc
@panic.gay
Irl: Edutainment & sketch comedy. Here: Shitposts. 18+ There's a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work.
@crelyea12.bsky.social
every day, I put on the clown costume and suffer a new indignity. writing at The Hard Times, McSweeney's, Points in Case, etc. Former features contributor at @theonion.com https://connorrelyea.com/
@greenleeish.bsky.social
Editor @ThatPauseButton @GospelofJest | Words in @mcsweeneys @The_Belladonnas @SlackjawHumor @JaneWastebasket @FrazzledHumor @WeeklyHumorist
@laurengrimaldi.bsky.social
29. Chicagoland based. Humor writing in Reductress, The Hard Times, The Belladonna, End of the Bench Sports, Humor Darling, etc. Delusional Cubs fan. She/her.
@robkutner.bsky.social
Emmy-winning comedy/animation writer (Daily Show, CONAN, Teen Titans Go!), NYT-bestselling author (Look Out For the Little Guy), mediocre bass player.
@clearwing3.bsky.social
Author: Funny Because It's True: How The Onion Created Modern American News Satire. Agent: Daniel Greenberg, lgrliterary. Wisconsin native, fmr Bostonian/Roslindalian. NEH grant recipient. The House On The Rock shaped my brain. Wenc rhymes with sense
@nathrvatin.bsky.social
Satirist, Clevelander, This emoji IRL: 😅Writing: @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys
@martyessen.bsky.social
Multi-award-winning author of eight books (3 nonfiction & 5 fiction), talent agent, college speaker, activist, adventurer, and photographer. Website: https://martyessen.com Blog: https://marty-essen.com
@theonion.com
America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
@reductress.bsky.social
The first and only satirical women's magazine. Constantly moving to a new social platform.
@thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
Punk news coming your way Go read the full articles: www.thehardtimes.net
@thebeaverton.com
North America’s Trusted Source Of News Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thebeaverton Merch: https://the-beaverton.myshopify.com/
@takomatorch.bsky.social
Takoma Park's ONLY Humor Source. Home of the Nimbee and Takoma Man. www.takomatorch.com
@sarahhesterross.bsky.social
Musical Comedian/Cabaret artist 🎶Stop Giving Men Microphones🎶 Watch my special on Amazon Prime Join my email list and let me know where to tour next ⬇️ Sarahhesterross.com
@adrian.pw
(he/him) Astronomer; Leads the Nearby Universe group at the Flatiron Institute / CCA; Asst. Director of Scientific Software @ Simons Foundation; Astropy; Music; https://adrian.pw
@junlper.beer
my name is june - she/her - evil transsexual disinfo influencer co-host on the western kabuki podcast: http://www.westernkabuki.com/ - a show about what’s going on online a reputable journalist at @theonion.com
@anonopin.bsky.social
Anonymous opinions written by YOU - sometimes right, sometimes wrong, and often niche. Edited by @robmanuelyeah - add yours: https://bit.ly/addanonopin
@kenzime.bsky.social
Not here for pointless arguments, and if you want that my method is block early and without regret. Living the dream in the deep south Pacific. Probably lots of dog photos, beach and bush. Failing at trying to avoid politics. I make a lot of typos.
@dairymannz.bsky.social
Rainfall is measured in mm, not ml! Some posts are pure BS. Dairy farmer, Ashburton, NZ.
@kererubrewing.beer
NZ Craft Brewery located in Upper Hutt New Zealand. Maker or fine traditional #beer and #Gluten-Free beers. Order online and pick your mix! Freight free delivery within NZ. We deliver internationally. https://www.kererubrewing.co.nz
@mlyp.bsky.social
Bad Podcaster / Mid Artist / Trainee Skeleton Wizard Born To Yap, Forced To Work. Semper Posts. Doing research @10bux.bsky.social
@10bux.bsky.social
An internet history and culture podcast mostly about a dead gay comedy forum (And the rest of the internet as well) Main episodes every 2 weeks. https://10bux.neocities.org/ Hosted by mlyp.bsky.social
@officialcpfc.bsky.social
The Official Bluesky handle of Crystal Palace ❤️💙 Pride of South London.
@fesshole.bsky.social
Confess your sins anonymously - will the internet absolve you? Buy show tickets 2025: https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole Add confession https://bit.ly/addfess Buy book https://amzn.to/40ySjVn Sponsored by hebtro.co, Run @robmanuelyeah.bsky.social
@kaimatai.bsky.social
Conservationist, lover of nature and photography. Enjoys craft beer. Cyclist 🚴♂️. Vegan. Atheist. Likes secular liberal democracy. Ngāti Kahungunu. www.nznaturephotos.co.nz
@book-worm-jim.bsky.social
22 Bookworm 📚 Lover of dark fantasy, cozy mysteries, and everything in between ✨ Always chasing the next great story. Opinions are my own, but feel free to borrow them 😉
@jason137594.bsky.social
Queer Southern writer. Literary fiction, identity, and family. Alabama ↔️ Mexico. Coffee, crochet, and complicated characters.
@mixmastermichelle.bsky.social
HELP! My account was reinstated but labeled as spam. Please help me fix it! 🍸 Mix Master Michelle | Your friendly neighborhood bartender 🍹 | Shaking up fun with cocktails, stories, and good vibes 🥂 | Let’s mix it up, one drink at a time! 🍷✨ #MixologyQueen
@perpetualpandemic.bsky.social
Love: Coffee, books, poetry, fair pay, unions. NZpol
@ragingpaul.bsky.social
palace, cycling, owner of twins and a teckle amongst other things…….
@electromjosh.bsky.social
I am a cool guy - seriously go ask my mum. (Beer, gaming, misc)