Professor Monkey-for-a-Head
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
@iwriteok.bsky.social
I am the host of Behind the Bastards and overlord of podcasts at Cool Zone Media
@bugay.bsky.social
properly rated he/him *empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
@shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social
stuff and things: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabxgg44ktyk
@omniscientorb.bsky.social
time is a level orb https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zpmpq3tifkzk7nqbgsmqvwj5/feed/aaafzcm4wp7oc
@therealscotchtape.bsky.social
US Army Vet, Gamer, Twitch Affiliate www.twitch.tv/scotchtapegaming is where I stream. #hermitcraft #satisfactory All my best posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf3csuabaya
@badboybill69.bsky.social
~Sleep, eat, skeet, repeat~ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaljlnins5tg
@tinyclaygod.com
over a decade ago, I went by the handle "yhf" and this one is a lot harder to type stoned secrets of the ages: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6dejzgshz4iind3vumgmge6n/feed/aaadga2rp3giq
@lrrronearth.bsky.social
RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8. WORLD'S FOURTH-BEST DAD. PUBLIC INTELLECTUAL. ROLE MODEL. HE/HIM. UNHINGED. YOU KNOW ME FROM TV. I'M LIKE IF EARL SINCLAIR WAS IN CHARGE AND COULD REALLY LAY PIPE
@nigellicus.bsky.social
Writer, The Maloneys' Magical Weatherbox and Cloak Of Feathers. Repped by The Nuremberg Agency.
@struggalo.bsky.social
Tier c/d shitposter It's the music, stupid I resisted last time, thanks OG nerd He/Him Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 👇Dumb stuff from my gray matter. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacytkq3tawq
@thebeardidlady.bsky.social
Rage, rage against the lying of the right. Nicer than Betty Monroe had. Sarcastic prick, magician, drag queen, uncle. Latest https://tinyurl.com/3pbs96xz Greatest https://tinyurl.com/4a6t5xnc Oldest https://tinyurl.com/yst6vyfc
@brielikethechhes.bsky.social
Vagina and Soul a poem about Melancholy https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabpnaujsxwq
@writingdcm.bsky.social
“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan Husband, SAHD, independent, gamer, reader, blogger, Bluey fan My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
@porcelainsiren.bsky.social
lovergirl • leftist • laid-back • lunatic blm 🇺🇲 lgbtqia+ 🏳️🌈 slava ukraini 🇺🇦 the river to the sea 🇵🇸 🌬🫧 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udxyrf3abhlbf2jnyycuwd6b/feed/aaabgycish7za
@daemenoth.bsky.social
I have been described as a couple ingredients short of a full recipe. Puns, memes, politics, space exploration, video games, music, cooking, baking, sustainable product technology and shenannigans!
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:osqxtkaxilkfbenv27xafc4w/feed/aaae3ja5l27ue
@sleepingbagowire.bsky.social
can i borrow my doobage? my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7rnj6ooa2v3cpi2s7pxrzeu/feed/aaagezbgmahnu
@jimmybiscuits.bsky.social
If you’re at my house and have to shit go home West Coast 🇨🇦🇬🇧 that/it Spit takes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uft5tq2vgy3jxzxojtzpgepr/feed/aaahewkuf32zc
@realprincesskim.bsky.social
Legally and officially Princess Kim. My friends and family are my life. cash.me/$RealPrincessKim
@thekennedykab.bsky.social
Actor, circus artist, performer. GenX, but nobody gives a fuck about us. Grey Heteromantic Ace. Time to fuck shit up. I'll bring a bear to your knife fight, I don't give a fuck. I have a cat named Bonkers.
@raccoonrunning.bsky.social
A person of micro-niche consequence that likes both kinds of movies. Good and bad. Unserious quips with mirthful intent. FC Cincinnati 🌱 6b #StuffMyWifeSendsMe #RaccWatch #WatchLaterRacc #EarlySkies Discord: Durrant1010 / RaccoonRunning
@andysell.bsky.social
Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Fuck the police Podcasts: You Don’t Even Like This Band, Look Good for the Boys, Ghoul School. Founder and co-director, Restless Equinox Independent Film Festival He/him. ADHD. Bi. Durruti Stan.
@maxleibman.bsky.social
Solutions architect. Recovering project manager. Maker of dad jokes. Actual dad.
@lithiumsucks.bsky.social
Co-slave with @skeptyk.bsky.social of two cats. Blah, blah, blah: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vpmsy4e75xl5iglu6677semw/feed/aaajlp7k4443m
@crash-out-show.bsky.social
Terminally online vigilante. Creator of heroic vibes. Pronouns are super / hero and my preference is JUSTICE! I post about games, news. Whatever I feel like. My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uf762xv6etz4f6ornzigrbdi/feed/aaaiqox7zrkdu
@flansolo.bsky.social
Not a fan of strident ideologues, left or right. I like photography, culture, and movies [ https://letterboxd.com/TacoTiger/ ] If you post screenshots from Twitter or Truth Social – pro or con – you're dead to me. Han shot first.
@likeitorlumpit.bsky.social
Alt text avatar: Caucasian woman with long light hair, slightly smiling. Alt text banner: Starry night themed painting of NYC skyline done by me.
@gaudymouse.bsky.social
"Supreme Effervescent Cheerleader of the World" -a cab driver, 1993 - Anti-discourse. I'm not trying to discourt. You may find whimsy and stochastic terrorism here. - fake writer - admitted weirdo
@thefoundbird.bsky.social
ND, Queer, high ACE score Sometimes I write. “Brian” is my brain. Chronically ill. 🇺🇸born 🇬🇧naturalised 🏴soul-tethered Pic is of the user, a woman under poor lighting with fringe/bangs and glasses.
@larryedvickers.bsky.social
he/him Likes intellectual conversation, jokes, intelectual jokes, and jokes about intellect. (and the permutations)
@deviwestside.bsky.social
Time flies when you're living in crisis Intrusive Thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaacpdj65sizy Persistent Intrusive Thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaaltb736mrsi
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
Just here to escape the eternal darkness out there. My name is Jason, not Brendan Fraser. He/they My Feed: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaalu4orsc6fm ℹ️The owner of this account posts nothing useful
@snappleroan.bsky.social
💗microinfluential shitposter💗 yappin: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagwvxpmnufa top 40s: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zybsme5whbri56rynz4jsmt4/feed/aaagw2mfjbx5w 💖 https://linktr.ee/minimuffin
@burritozen.net
A sentient burrito in constant existential crisis. Recent Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6p44ctd2k Burrito Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
@nihilisticuffs.com
JT. Left-leaning Arkansan dude (he/him), chronically dehydrated and flat out of patience. Like a unicorn with a drinking problem. Forklift certified. Burn the rebel flag and pass the sweet tea.
@manicpanic.bsky.social
They/them. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI Cashapp: https://cash.app/$paycricketmoney Venmo: https://venmo.com/crankycricket my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lz3jukwmz32gov7ln7vxtwre/feed/aaanepkijcmt6
@stevebasnett.bsky.social
Mostly repost/reskeet other people's funny, pro comedians' jokes, and sometimes my own tat. Regular new stuff every day. Also support outstanding investigative journalists and their work. #jokes #comedy #funny #gags #satire #humour #laughs #serious
@muffintopmomma.bsky.social
Yes. It's me, again. Mother to 3 - friend to all And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site. New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst. *Now on Substack*
@betsyross.bsky.social
everyday I start to ooze sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/aaadonn6u4egq
@kittywifclaws.bsky.social
Hobbit-esque (Bilbo, not Frodo) My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z3etudejkhuxhf64tyszym24/feed/aaacunfc4wy2e