Paul Lastname
Selling seashells by the seashore seems like a terrible business plan. 🇨🇦
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
A bindle full of blues Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2 Some people liked these: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaakoiexih2cc
@benedictsred.bsky.social
Not A. Doctor, M.D. Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
Elegant couch ornament. Makes words sometimes Scottish and Queer | she/her My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. all dly, all day https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw 🤠 bangers 🤠 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer. Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaabrbkkoo5lc Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
writer of jokes fighter of life empanadapath more doof ⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy
@kimcarrera007.bsky.social
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@bobheller.bsky.social
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing buffaloeggs.com is my gift to the world shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
@imogenib.bsky.social
Science, facts, society for everyone. Public health, education, housing. Opportunities for all. Water. Climate Action. Rewilding. Free McBride. Australia 🇦🇺 End poverty. The economic model needs tweaking. #RaiseTheRate #EndTheDuopoly #VoteIndy No DMs!
@andgracetoo.bsky.social
Healthcare worker. Lavender gardener. Cat pic booster. BlueJays fan. Halloween nerd. Enthusiastic swearer. Probably yelling at a printer. Cheese addict. A general mess.
@rapsheet.bsky.social
National Insider for NFL Network and www.nfl.com. Made seven cameos in the movie Draft Day. Inquiries: [email protected] https://link.me/rapsheet
@spookycomic.bsky.social
⚠️This is a jokey account💙 Failed librarian 📚📖🖋️📝 Walk-ins are never welcome🖤🪦⚰️🥀🍂 Never sundried🌕🌛☔️🌧️🗿 👑Show-off💎💍💅🪷🦦🫧No DMs All our lives we sweat and save Building for a shallow grave
@pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social
Retired executive secretary for Mr. Stanley Bogenshoots, Senior Vice President at Hughes Aircraft. Living the good life in Southern California. HOA President Vaca Muerta Estates. Loves God.
@portmanteauface.bsky.social
Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it. Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
@improbableeddie.bsky.social
Downlogging. . . textual: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qtyqm3chl3yxdt6lvhdnsba7/feed/aaad42d6ykews
@granttanaka.bsky.social
I wrote a joke about a potato once bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
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America’s Finest News Source. A @globaltetrahedron.bsky.social subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: membership.theonion.com
@torontobluejays.bsky.social
We are Blue Jays #TOTHECORE 🇨🇦 Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Threads, Snapchat and TikTok: @BlueJays
@frenziedandfine.bsky.social
I take a lot of photos and regurgitate a lot of sweet sentimentalities https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q2wajldac3x6vvzkuhz4z7vd/feed/aaab3iekrvkoe
@ficklefilly.bsky.social
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
@itssamg.bsky.social
A Canadian who doesn’t think Canada is broken and is ready to fight to make sure it stays that way. I’m not the overly nice Canadian you were promised but I make up for it with dog content 🐾
@coachrusty.bsky.social
bruh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wnnf4sprjurijjgvvciczul5/feed/aaab3qj6dgnao
@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Make EM cry 2025 Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
@cruisinsoozan.bsky.social
•Artist•Celiac•Caregiver• •Exhausted•Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic• https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan Fuck cancer. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56
@grommit56.bsky.social
My dogs, golf, work, general stupidity For mediocrity, press the link below bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwzjygusjn5xjsu47dtcp2tl/feed/aaacbkeptqwsw
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
@bryanminehart.bsky.social
Vermonter, Family Man, Ride or Die Dolphin, WVU Mountaineers, Red Sox Fan. Independently Liberal Heathen
@pftompkins.bsky.social
TV & standup & improv & podcasts, hardly any movies paulftompkins.com/live
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Does this look infected? Just My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2 My Least Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
@jinah.bsky.social
Still the worst https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hservfj7uiuq2mjzfb5rr4td/feed/aaabsh754dzae Path to hell: @edgarpoop1 https://x.com/search?q=(from%3Aedgarpoop1)%20-filter%3Areplies&src=typed_query&f=live
@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social
NYC Based Stand-Up Comedian•Noel Casler Podcast•Car Rants• 'Noel's Notes' on Substack https://linktr.ee/NoelCaslerComedy?utm_source=linktree_profile_share<sid=8fc21144-7ec4-4c40-94ca-b6170fa44c5e•find me: http://noelcasler.com 🔥
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
Just another horse thief eating a rotisserie hot dog in the 7-Eleven parking lot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
@lebatardshow.bsky.social
All posts from the Le Batard Show's social media team until we can teach Dan how to use Bluesky. https://www.youtube.com/@LeBatardShow
@awfulannouncing.bsky.social
Sports media news, analysis, and commentary. Part of Comeback Media. Sign up for our newsletter: https://awfulannouncing.beehiiv.com/subscribe. Tips/scoops: https://bit.ly/41MA5R9.
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
Stay home dad. Left af. Shitposter extrodinare 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ he/him New posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Hopefully my new posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k
@shade5.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u
@sardonictart.bsky.social
Former lifelong Buffalonian living in North Carolina. Don't bother me. Go Bills❤️💙 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaackkaxo7pmk