Bill Melots
None of these views are that of my employer or myself. These are the views of the goblin that lives in the bathroom at the skatepark. He is so wise and funny. I love him.
@nerd2pointo.bsky.social
Schrödinger’s Nerd - Both a Nerd and not a Nerd until you open the box. I am an Optimistic Realist with Pessimistic tendencies. Television Engineering, Alternative Energy Advocate, Photography before digital.
@cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
LMFT-LADAC Witchy Addictions Expert, Not your therapist, both traumatized and trauma informed. Sometimes a writer http://medium.com/@buzzkill1978
@augustreverie.bsky.social
Perpetually awkward | Dark humor & spooky vibes enthusiast 🖤💜 NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
@kipconlon.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jl254wzevuyus2qdi7awzs5a/feed/aaallxif7tq52
@gojirademonstah.bsky.social
Huitzilopochtli disciple. Wookian popozuda. Not going to pay a lot for this muffler. My better half (check out her artwork!) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bhhv7dq2kbaogwnbafg5eyvq
@granttanaka.bsky.social
I wrote a joke about a potato once bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
@wafflecoffee.bsky.social
"annoying woke twat" fresh shite: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaad54gcxcjro polished turds: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaaciatrdxzmm County Galway 🇮🇪
@cornopolous.bsky.social
Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom. (Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
@scottclevenger.bsky.social
Author. Co-host of The Slumgullion podcast. Hypocritical screenwriter. I write mean but funny movie reviews at Better Living Through Bad Movies: https://clevenger.substack.com
@kreestamichelle.bsky.social
I write copy for a living, I say awkward things for free.
@siroswaldrigby.bsky.social
Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k
@sarcasticmom69.bsky.social
I'm socially awkward. Becoming more introverted each day. Sarcastic bitch, and proud of it. Did not vote for that motherfucker. Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷. Flirty, dirty, and vulgar, but not interested. More 🚩🚩than a circus, but loved anyway.
@winemummy.bsky.social
Everyone’s favourite wine mom Skeets here, motherfucker https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaahbajsdk4m4
@thecigaverse.swifties.social
Reliable news source for TRIAL OF THE CENTURY (unbiased) retweets =/= endorsements All the people who label my account as something bad are just jealous of my success. Main: @cigs.blue
@isawapuddycat.bsky.social
@lenoxgripes.bsky.social
awkward human my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:igjrrfhdnr24can47mus5ddv/feed/aaakkuw5ovry4
@thegrantperkins.bsky.social
Artist & writer for #WWE, #DoctorWho, #2000AD, #DwayneHickenbottom & more. Like me? Tip me - paypal.me/TheGrantPerkins
@larrydickman.bsky.social
My brother was in here last week. Has a gold tooth in front. 36 percent of these views are my own.
@im-all-id.me
middling jokes/existential dread 📍nj all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
@emog.cc
I prefer my giggles without shits. 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i3c2rnlkimjf7ffom5ksffq6/feed/aaamtc74aonoe
@whoislukemcgibb.bsky.social
Therapist, award-seeing comedian linktree.com/whoislukemcgibb
@morganducks.bsky.social
Former sports writer, now designer and coder. Lover of animals. Only have 1 team #goducks. Amateur wiseguy. Divorced, unemployed and more than a little battered by the last 3 years. Hire me!
@haliphacks.bsky.social
Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show. My posts ➜ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kla5p6qnfqixl6bgwbttabhh/feed/aaadag4p2jrvk
@weeder.bsky.social
When the going gets tough, the tough get growing feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ixhocm5tk3fsqbclrbq36mf/feed/aaakauts3eb4m
@thefishpants.bsky.social
Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears* *ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ" My Best Jokes (Allegedly): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7efvddpc6qlokhzdkcpphwg/feed/aaaeubvvn5rcm All: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahooxkl375u
@lukejarret.bsky.social
do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life if the thing you love is night shifts recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaafmy6fpa4zq
@magistertempli.bsky.social
🇺🇲🦅 in exile in 🇨🇦🫎 "It's happening again" - the fireman Holier Than Thou. Twitter Refugee. I'm a big deal in the Resistance. Moneychangers driven from temples while you wait. Parody. Calling out the Orange Antichrist. The Owls are not what they seem. 🧷📎
@captainambivalent.com
Satirical Songwriting Superhero. Not so secretly Daniel E Biemer, Nerd. Chicagoland My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvejbpumalu2iw3zbg2zujuv/feed/aaamr2ds5fh46 Store: https://captainambivalent.bandcamp.com #OriginalMusic pick 'posts by user'
@loreninpants.bsky.social
I think I’m hilarious, and I think I’m an artist, but then again I also think I’m a terrific barista! (See pinned post). 🇨🇦 Go Flames🔥!!
@tobi-is-fab.bsky.social
Shhh, I’m supposed to be a mystery. She/Her/Nerd/Wife/Mom Former Butthole Tweet Pioneer @popartcartoonz.bsky.social made my avi @captantagonist.bsky.social made my search link https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafoaaq4wzca
@aidanwake.bsky.social
Just A Dude in the American Dystopia - - Prince of Tides - Building Mysteries - - adults only - 🪦 Twitter, not on X 🌕🐺🌑
@numnuts.bsky.social
We forgot how to laugh. Let's see if together we can remember again. I follow back. Phillies fan!
@andyrichter.co
I’m here now. Listen to my podcast https://teamcoco.com/podcasts/the-three-questions-with-andy-richter Or the Andy Richter Call In Show on Sirius XM https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScn1XQMtQTx8JVuafOOEWBkdqDUHPXlX4KShxmuMSgwGt3pkQ/viewform?pli=1
@msanxiety.bsky.social
34 year old from Kansas. Married. 2 kids. Liberal. Obsessed with Cowboys/Chiefs football and WWE. #BLM #ProChoice #Woke NO DMS. Foul-mouthed.