@futurekid.bsky.social
My timeline is like jazz: it's the jokes that AREN'T funny squeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7eikirzgvpma4zfkwvydka5k/feed/aaaftw77uvttc
@wanksy.bsky.social
None of these views are that of my employer or myself. These are the views of the goblin that lives in the bathroom at the skatepark. He is so wise and funny. I love him.
@mel.bzky.team
Melissa | 27 | she/her/herself Lesbian | Soup Lover | Walking Stereotype of a Person with ADHD Voted "Most Excited Over the Prospect Of Henry Kissinger Dying" 2018-2023
@vibesbummer.bsky.social
where’s beth https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywbu4pxoizwl27eddlaqvjbe/feed/aaad5ewriqhlq
@climaxximus.bsky.social
@cam.rocks
Cesspool @of_a_genepool in a past life. A seagull once stole my Big Mac. 🍔 🦅 Slowly, we rebuild: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c4yb4zqat3moh4oduxgp2gmf/feed/aaaghmnmev7dk
@scorchedmirth.bsky.social
Existentialism? Don't even get me Sartred. Buffy fan. Spuffy fan. she/her, atheist, 🌈+🏳️⚧️ allied 💜BLACK LIVES MATTER💜 ACAB FUCK BILLIONAIRES
@hushjared.bsky.social
I’m going to overcome dyslexia or try dying. Conversational in sarcasm. Bill Nye, I’m coming for your ass! Find my skeets at this link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rplkkgeiyw4ndoqhbuqxotyx/feed/aaalqibln62cu
@obscuregent.bsky.social
Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero https://theobscuregentlemen.com https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hoc2ea6xratphibqhvv62fkq/lists/3lgit4socrh2b
@kenzianidiot.bsky.social
my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics | dropout tv | she/her
@amy222.bsky.social
child-free cat lady 🐈⬛ still hating on comic sans ✌🏼 living in 🌵 and 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social can vouch for my character 🫶🏼 I did the thing: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wfilq2jsx3z7yxq7omhyiu4f/feed/aaakyqx6pikkk
@clify.bsky.social
Bluesky darling Clify skeet randomizer: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uyjyyf4aqzjgwowmlvp6xi27/feed/aaab6wfodzjek
@aotakeo.bsky.social
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
@blockmeamadeus.bsky.social’s emotional support bitch I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
@midge.bsky.social
Relentless architect of my own hell https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
@alicemcflurry.bsky.social
Mostly one-liners at my own expense Awkward AF Midwest to West Coast
@pinkrangerlb.bsky.social
Trans lawyer, activist and organizer. I burn my decency for someone else’s future. Extremely married to @kristenmdaily Any pronouns.
@bestestname.bsky.social
Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
@robertmanchild.com
extremely online cpap enthusiast. imperfect ally 🏳️⚧️ 𝗟𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/mr2ekn4r 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 https://tinyurl.com/3af9yp69 𝗠𝘆 𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 https://tinyurl.com/yde7dbew 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝗰𝗸 https://tinyurl.com/yr4yusjh 🔗 robertmanchild.com
@woodyb.bsky.social
Fart joke enthusiast and overall ass butt. 🧻 I also play 🎸 and 🎙️ in Adrenalin; a Denver Pop/punk band. 🗿🤖👽👾
@turnerjoy.bsky.social
Artist, Musician Load bearing 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔲𝔩𝔞 Some might call me ℙ𝕣𝕠𝕗𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕠𝕣 ℂ𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕡𝕪
@llobrow.bsky.social
be excellent to each other discord for mutuals: browllo https://www.twitch.tv/llobrow https://ko-fi.com/llobrow he/him
@itsnashflynn.bsky.social
death historian. failing comedian. enterprising gay. i have autism (derogatory). @deathandfriends.bsky.social show me your favourite graveyards always a candidate, never a doctor death is for everybody out fall 2025
@mikedrucker.bsky.social
Emmy-nominated TV writer and comedian. My new book “Good Game, No Rematch” is out April 1st. Newsletter: https://tinyurl.com/ytjvhjsb Email: mikedruckerisdead @ gmail .com
@merrittk.com
Writer/comedian. Madness archaeology @1900hotdog.bsky.social, story-based games at @insecretplaces.com (buy our debut title: https://store.steampowered.com/app/3238510/Fledgling_Manor/)
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social
• goth daria • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
@svnsxty.bsky.social
Here for the jokes! Find me @SvnSxty everywhere My stuff ⬇️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dpso5a5gqnwah5veagrq6mkc/feed/aaabvwarn7n76
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
I'm a niche genre. Does this work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabh3yla3vcq
@cockremover.bsky.social
surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster) 💙Impeach Vance💙 she™/her™ My best posts ^~^: https://shorturl.at/zm25a
@storyslug.bsky.social
Freelance writer, "ex-patri-twit," coined the term "Same panic, different disco."
@chuuuew.bsky.social
@rosevineshank.bsky.social
I’m blonde but also gay. You can find my very serious writing here: https://thehardtimes.net/author/rose-vineshank/
@charliejane.bsky.social
Author of Lessons in Magic and Disaster (Tor Books, 2025), about a woman who teaches her mother how to do magic — and uncovers a queer scandal hidden in a 300 year old book. SFF book critic @WashingtonPost.com. Co-host @ouropinions.bsky.social.
@edithcharles.bsky.social
The girl with the abolish golf tattoo. 💘 @bustyboudica.bsky.social
@sonictyrant.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44 Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
@ditchpony.bsky.social
live from Minnesota my dissertation: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e7cj3zz5x64obhphxxlbsngg/feed/aaadmwu6el4wa
@roxiqt.com
Extremely online internet gremlin & plague banisher 🥄💜 @roxiqt on Twitter & TikTok 🦝 roxiqt.com ✨🇨🇦 Toronto, ON
@davecactus.bsky.social
Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat. Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social. Here is a link to all of my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
@theandrewnadeau.bsky.social
Comedian, Writer, Producer of Spitfire Comedy, Founder of PersonaEssential.com
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Humorisht the thing with the stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
@probgobl.in
I will one day combine the powers of an AK-47 and a Hello Kitty hat.
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Zero felony convictions. 🤘🤘🤘 🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️⚧️❤️ My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦 Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi
@marygillis.bsky.social
Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase writer/editor at The Beaverton she/her | Vancouver B.C. Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/ Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w4omt4th54l6kul2nc7orbil/feed/aaab44jnupudu
@whatsjo.bsky.social
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and I’m all out of faith. ATL• she/her • 🤖💙 • I eat popsicles for breakfast 🇵🇸
@lanyardigan.bsky.social
Jerry (the mouse) looking over his shoulder long-eyelashly (she/her) My posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaagst5qokuyq Best ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2ji4cmweqk4lpn6fsyraot7i/feed/aaab5stvmv2xy
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. all dly, all day https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw 🤠 bangers 🤠 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
@joeyalison.bsky.social
The cartoonist you know and love. Alley Oop, The Nib, many more. (she/her)
@donni.bsky.social
Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social
Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward. Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
@arfmeasures.bsky.social
I'm only on season 3 of the news. No spoilers please. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eovcv23qyhbah4huiqzirnp4/feed/aaaea46bxsi3k
@ygrene.bsky.social
i want to do everything all the time https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
@sireviscerate.bsky.social
Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets, fresh from the source. He/him/them Banner: Achewood comic that says "Ray, I am dead serious, fucked Garfield" my so-called bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
Creator: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Contributor: @sorrowscopes.bsky.social, @riversidecasino.bsky.social, @greenevillezoo.bsky.social
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social
I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT Sign up for mushie-mail: cheerful letters filled with stickers, prints, and other goodies > Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
@boogtweets.bsky.social
Level 6 internet goblin 4 star comment troll Stunningly idiotic https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaah4uijf72l6
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
Stealer of lighters Banner by @davecactus.bsky.social Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
@marlebean.bsky.social
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
@skullmandible.bsky.social
Game writer, narrative designer, all the other variations on whatever we call the job where you write the words and story in a video game. Lapsed academic. Dungeon Master on @skulltenders.bsky.social
@suntzufuntzu.bsky.social
engagement forager he/him none of us are free until all of us are free
@granttanaka.bsky.social
I wrote a joke about a potato once bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
@skinnersteven.bsky.social
Twitter user @SkinnerSteven, Host of Friends of the Show Podcast stevenwskinner.com
@jondrake.bsky.social
If you play in dirt, you get dirty. 1/2 of https://bsky.app/profile/blastzonepod.bsky.social
@schmrrrlex.bsky.social
mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns
@girlawhirl.bsky.social
🌾Just a girl wording through this world💃🏽 Top Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafwpq7giqcg