Funny people who dont bully me (to my face)
A collection of top quality shitposters, delightful weirdos and all around good people. Your timeline will improve following these folks
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@stevesuckington.bsky.social
@thesociophi.bsky.social
Philosopher. Sociologist. Pusher of big red buttons. Writer of profound thoughts. Occasionally witty. Fan of cheese. The Neon Bitch Of BlueSky™. Don’t Click This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofdlzqxuzvippgesg22s4zo5/feed/aaaoxexisqe4c On Substack.
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Good intentions, questionable methods. The Mother of Dad Jokes™️. Recovering academic turned shitposter 🇵🇸 (she/they)🏳️🌈 avi 🎨 by @bornmiserable.bsky.social bangerskeets 🗣️ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaf2y3zcynyc
@dak.bsky.social
I’m here to escape from reality Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
@lisabug.bsky.social
Welcome to LisaWorld | Pun Queen | Got Cake? | Cat Mom | Taken 💍 | San Francisco Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
@jewkrainian.bsky.social
30 something Software Engineer Ohio escapee (cleveland sports) An idiot who types things Denver📍 just my skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfg6pbtryl7sb4kcaytrz7tq/feed/aaaem3hzwrdig NGL https://ngl.link/ledhead
@kmillz.lol
not your mother’s® favorite poster better half → @smillz.lol 💍 todays shits ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabh4bkxa7cu yesterdays favorites ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaadeqjfxdgag
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
Headache. Big Boss Human for River Side Casino: @riversidecasino.bsky.social My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/allhailjerry.bsky.social/feed/aaafaaongqdyc
@lilblackheart.bsky.social
just nay from the block bitch, don’t kill my vibe. just kidding you don’t have the power.
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
Marked safe from Bert and Ernie https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
@sorenbowie.bsky.social
Writer at American Dad. Co-host of Quick Question with Soren and Dan.
@thealexnevil.bsky.social
My third grade teacher's positivity was unwarranted. Scribbles & Bits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaadjjnkylwbe Successful Drivel: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
@scottcrates.bsky.social
Soros-funded Twitter refugee prone to typos. Currently drowning in disbelief.
@funkelly.bsky.social
All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒 Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️⚧️ pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1
@buckyisotope.bsky.social
Hell, I love everybody https://soundcloud.com/bucky-isotope
@james.tarnation.lol
This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs. Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu 📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
@lasassypants.bsky.social
Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice❤️TG❤️ • Whiskey Girl The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale ↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️ 🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦 Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely 👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
@housefeminist.bsky.social
formerly like a housewife but with lots of opinions / everything’s computer / DEI hire
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
if you’re taking feedback, i hate it. Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaonvw75lfxi New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaad7ue5of5xy 🧩JoWordle. Free archive. word.rodeo/JoWordle/
@geraldinepiche.bsky.social
I make art at www.geraldinepiche.com Autistic Unbearable québécois 📍Tiohtià:ke The hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalbjcl5qrtu
@cult-papa.com
(He/him) Not a cult just really obsessed. Creator of a worm in a guy's head @rfkjrbrainworm.com don't read my newsletter - Socratically.net | linktr.ee/cult_papa banner alt text: Worf from star trek with a pink bow edited to his head pfp alt text: my face
@steamymac.bsky.social
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2
@karentozzi.bsky.social
Maker of soft things. Hard as hell. I love you. All Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/karentozzi.bsky.social
@captainacab.airbud.website
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
@crocketthoughton.bsky.social
Writer of words about horror films and such. Reviews, retrospectives, in-depth analysis. Rotten Tomatoes approved critic. #filmsky | #horrorsky | https://crocketthoughton.com
@uncleduke1969.bsky.social
Does this look infected? Just My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaab3yqtmpox2 My Least Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2cz6x3e7thlqjc5cxa2hnbsn/feed/aaadpxkw36ag6
@coachrusty.bsky.social
bruh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wnnf4sprjurijjgvvciczul5/feed/aaab3qj6dgnao
@jondrake.bsky.social
If you play in dirt, you get dirty. 1/2 of https://bsky.app/profile/blastzonepod.bsky.social
@illumi.meme
artist | storyteller | dad | baseball nerd will eventually finish my graphic novel
@stabke.bsky.social
skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaajcukszjem Champs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttg5z7y26v3nhuvcseyg4mpi/feed/aaaampslwh62o
@midge.bsky.social
Relentless architect of my own hell https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
@stonedeva.bsky.social
HTX, Crocs enthusiast, Cat lady https://ngl.link/stonedeva.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
Elegant couch ornament. Makes words sometimes Scottish and Queer | she/her My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
@porkchophair.bsky.social
enjoy the process 💜 •I’m @pork_chop_hair everywhere else• Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaaboubzwgwgu
@breadery.bsky.social
Punk Rock and Parmesan Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@xinicit.bsky.social
Sobriety Date 12/22/09 Support https://buymeacoffee.com/xinicit Recent Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaalgnvduqvmc Best Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaaepbpvxlzxw
@turbojerry.bsky.social
existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive. i don’t chit chat. thick & thin. (i)🔳🔲 & for the love of the joke my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Possibly haunted. Contributors: https://go.bsky.app/4yomz8H
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social
• goth daria • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
@peachy.bsky.social
getting people drunk for a living since ‘08. please don’t fall in love with me.
@surprisedface.bsky.social
You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out. Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
@shrekromancer.gay
the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins stan account he/they here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq banner @kjtattoos.com
@therobcee.bsky.social
The enemy of my enemy is the friend of my enemy's enemy. Greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@electricchimp.bsky.social
Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Regina George liberal Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
@francesmeh.reviews
minding my own goddamned business 📍Toronto he/him Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaal5ygksi7sq 7 Random Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hwwem55ce6djnk6bn62cstr/feed/aaambmia65yde
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award 🥇🏆 • Goodfeeds https://goodfeeds.co/ • @skyapp.bsky.social thanked by darth july 20, 2023 📍Austin, TX
@debbshock.com
notorious D.E.B. woman of mystery pain in my own ass undercover, nerd in Philly bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
@mariyaalexander.bsky.social
Just here to have a nice apocalypse. Moisturized. Unbothered.
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
“jokes” header by Dave (Cactus) my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
@amishsupermodel.bsky.social
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
@theciscokidder.bsky.social
Stay home dad. Left af. Shitposter extrodinare 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ he/him New posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Hopefully my new posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k
@longwall26.bsky.social
Crime novelist, RiffTrax, motorcycle person https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com
@madrigal.bsky.social
I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times My Art: whatmaddness.com Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
@emandras.bsky.social
Writer of scripts. Attempter some quips. Eater your chips. #WynonnaEarp etc. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0028118/
@theironsherk.bsky.social
Top 0.1% of respecting women 🇨🇦 My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wbhncqzlcncfvdgfjo7epumr/feed/aaag53ktmi2to
@brynnester.bsky.social
Yorkshire’s finest and contributor to @sorrowscopes.bsky.social Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fk3rbuqc2f2yzauj6dw2ft23/feed/aaamxdreuohh4
@kissabix.bsky.social
Low calorie human My friend is good at friending and drawing - @geowizzacist.bsky.social My recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic32qrgowb3bu3pe5owxhvfr/feed/aaabrx5a367bm
@sonictyrant.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44 Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
@bobheller.bsky.social
I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing buffaloeggs.com is my gift to the world shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
just your typical old fashioned, salt of the earth, red blooded, hard working, blue collar lesbian. PFP ART BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 🆕 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
@jamie1947.bsky.social
~such tricks hath strong imagination~ La for tv animation, Westport frequently. peaked on vine https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaaprh5762dq4
@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
@shade5.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pe5k4d63mfrmqkc5xxfoolkt/feed/aaalzjcmwys7u
@granttanaka.bsky.social
I wrote a joke about a potato once bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. Just My Skeets: https://tinyurl.com/2pa3nwbn Bangers: https://tinyurl.com/4ccmk5zu
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
melancholic. bad poet. obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo. she/her skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social
Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward. Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi