This is My Starter Pack! It Was Made for Me!
Every one of these people is funny or supportive of funny, except one person on here who SUCKS. But the rest are the best on Bluesky, hands down. If you weren’t included and I love you it’s probably because you changed your pfp. So it’s your fault really.
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@surprisedface.bsky.social
@samuelhlowe.bsky.social
Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq IG: https://www.instagram.com/samuelhlowe?igsh=MTF1cG9ndWJlOW40dw%3D%3D&utm_source=qr
@thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
Look I don’t understand most of it either Omelette City avi by Max Cannon bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaapy5j6vmjuw
@sonictyrant.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvh6iduq44 Relentless Underachiever/part time shitposter
@granttanaka.bsky.social
I wrote a joke about a potato once bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6
@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social
Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward. Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
“jokes” header by Dave (Cactus) my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
@therobcee.bsky.social
The enemy of my enemy is the friend of my enemy's enemy. Greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@mostlysharks.bsky.social
they/she | maybe a shark | australian (sorry) contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
Stealer of lighters Banner by @davecactus.bsky.social Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
@boogtweets.bsky.social
Level 6 internet goblin 4 star comment troll Stunningly idiotic https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaah4uijf72l6
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social
• goth daria • fear does not exist in this bio • muppet enthusiast • i post a lot of threads • https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin •
@prof-hinkley.bsky.social
ISO 13485 Certified Favstar: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:np2qjm35nzxvtznrfofxhwr6/feed/aaakwwknht56y
@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Regina George liberal Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
@captainacab.airbud.website
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
@im-all-id.me
middling jokes/existential dread 📍nj all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
@madrigal.bsky.social
I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times My Art: whatmaddness.com Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ld6amztvyqa6dkyfpuw7agz3/feed/aaapf3fwo3rya
@donni.bsky.social
Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because I’m exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
@itsabbyyep.bsky.social
she/her Typos? You've come to the right place Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm Popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaeacnurw62m Avi by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
@james.tarnation.lol
This account is not for serious. I post idiocy and photographs. Me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m5c2aiko7heyjmwbrkp3ym5/feed/aaaferbe6przu 📸: https://bsky.app/profile/james.tarnation.lol/feed/aaahupzbygk52
@ashleysays.bsky.social
Fan of Jimmy Dean breakfasts Self centered skeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaanisbce5hmk Bang! Bang! https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2vx7moe4gf6qh3x5s4pokkie/feed/aaab4dtouhk6e Ngl: https://ngl.link/ashleysays
@clarenceb.bsky.social
Liberal Yooper and childless cat dad to Klaus Von Cattenpussen. I’m mainly here to see and repost pictures of cats. 😁🇺🇸🏳️🌈 Formerly on the bird app but deleted it before that shitdick bought it.
@kerouac666.bsky.social
There’s a song about me by The National. You might have heard it, but maybe not.
@thatsnotamber.bsky.social
I wrote a really funny intro and accidentally didn't save it. I didn't want to leave this part blank.
@infiniteview.bsky.social
The Hubble Deep Field is the closest thing to the Infinite Perspective Vortex | he/him
@andyjokedagain.bsky.social
he/him/it read my most recent least bad jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/andyjokedagain.bsky.social/feed/aaak4yoynatzw read my all-time least unpopular jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/andyjokedagain.bsky.social/feed/aaafsgilrfjtm
@unclekermit.bsky.social
Buffoon, Drunk, Failure. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaam3sitppeow
@kmillz.lol
not your mother’s® favorite poster better half → @smillz.lol 💍 todays shits ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaabh4bkxa7cu yesterdays favorites ⤷ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kz7qpoj4lgmpfdiijbkuopvn/feed/aaadeqjfxdgag
@snargleplax.bsky.social
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona. Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine. Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
@francisgasparini.bsky.social
Writer, reader, gardener. Having a good time. "Wise Up," the book I co-wrote, is available here: https://bookshop.org/p/books/wise-up-irreverent-enlightenment-from-a-mother-who-s-been-through-it-karen-duffy/18380216?ean=9781541620476
@kwkorpi.bsky.social
Out of my mind. Out of this world. korpisworld.com verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4
@cosmicallyf.bsky.social
*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists *Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me. *Federally funded certified schizophrenic. *ADHD and persistent anxiety. *EDS and lupus spoonie. *Cat. *Adults only. *I am absolutely not responsible.
@blisskissed.bsky.social
Nurse by day, salty sweet broad by night. Writer on the down low, but reading makes me high. Funny sometimes, always with a delectable madness. Isn’t it ironic?
@oneyebogey.bsky.social
Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent. New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
@bennyrollins.bsky.social
Australian Jim Morrison. Real person. Dave's mate. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaacc24yfdxgc
@tierno158.bsky.social
I am a: Heart Breaker Dream Maker Love Taker My love is like a tidal wave spinning over your head drowning you in my promises better left unsaid. I am the right kind of sinner to release your fantasy. Don't mess around with me. Some people call me Maurice.
@wormhole42.bsky.social
Neurodivergent, Veteran, Family Guy, Mental Health, Harm Reduction, PC Repair, Pirate, Podcast Host, Gamer, Ancient Alien, unXplained, PTSD+, GenX, Pokémon Master. my skeets.. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tfnxifpo2m7fh63zfzj5iofc/feed/aaaoygdkzgpqo
@iamcarbs.bsky.social
back on this bread again my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaafhk2y3vewe
@kipconlon.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jl254wzevuyus2qdi7awzs5a/feed/aaallxif7tq52
@alicemcflurry.bsky.social
Mostly one-liners at my own expense Awkward AF Midwest to West Coast
@symbo1ics.bsky.social
Reviews: "unhinged", "deluded", "incoherent" | Black Lives Matter | Vidas Indígenas Importam | Trans Lives Matter | politics, profanity, analog electronics, retrocomputing, coffee, typography | REMOVE DOUG FORD | toma no cu,Elon | = @symbo1ics on Twitter
@auntiesocial.bsky.social
She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
@eelaware.bsky.social
Chris Huff Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son Interim Pope Me alone: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice #freepalestine 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
@unenthusiast.com
enabled enabler laziest perfectionist assuming final form "He's not that popular. He has no friends." -Stan Lee ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
@2tickytacky.bsky.social
Public Relations Manager for Rev. Dr. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof- Pastor at Assembly Of Bluesky. Steampunk Jarvik 7 on Etsy for $74.99 I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
@gawdz0rz.bsky.social
she/her. probably a gargoyle, definitely a potato. no minors, i am not a babysitter. ask me what i’m reading. discord: gawdz0rz
@antarcticempire.net
Poet, posthumanist, & author since 2009 (he/they) Lizard irl. Spiders are my people. Disability justice & total liberation through decentering the human. 🏴 Arm the left and talk about power! www.antarcticempire.net 💚 @magicspearmint.bsky.social
@theartfulldodger.bsky.social
I am artist amongst other things ‘Nice girl, bit weird’ Living on Stolen Land ✨✨ All drawings are able to be purchased. DM if interested 🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
old enough to no better bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaael2uu3anvw
@tobestewart.bsky.social
Somethng s mssng from your lfe bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajpevonw36e
@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social
I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect. My dumb jokes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:svme5pcm35w2kjzvtqjfe6pz/feed/aaae4clm6s64m
@jaycubed2k.bsky.social
I mean, I guess... My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xkzqiys5sgwptsoqfkeddqnh/lists/3kfvnaq4pnt2f
@stonedeva.bsky.social
HTX, Crocs enthusiast, Cat lady https://ngl.link/stonedeva.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy
@boobburger.bsky.social
*life changing event* (Famous) He/him/ham(burger) Discogs inventory for VinousVinyl https://www.discogs.com/seller/VinousVinyl Buy me a burger! https://ko-fi.com/burgerboy
@cheygoulet.bsky.social
more gay than people would think | she/her | married💍| lgbtq+ 🏳️🌈 | same handle on twitter/X My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uqdv2smjfcl33nsta6v73at7/feed/aaadznpineaxq
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
A person, to a large extent Do not magnify profile picture My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician https://open.spotify.com/album/7jNeno9EqVSMK5ZYPG0kG7?si=8LaXN3veSIOL
@haikuplatypus.bsky.social
A thing worth saying can be said in a haiku. Trust a Platypus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4srao33inyylrmwz3jqlysg/feed/aaaltajzy2xk2
@shrekromancer.gay
the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins stan account he/they here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq banner @kjtattoos.com
@fulkery.bsky.social
Some form of grubby ox hermit, but like, with a salary and kids. If you argue with me on my post I will block you, this is social media and it's my post. Condensed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7x67le6rxiitd4xv4ezbzlfc/feed/aaabt4b7v4yr2
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen.
@raindro.bsky.social
•the perennial fuck up• •A m̷a̷n̷ ̷o̷f̷ God• [The Divine Comedy of Bluesky] https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7uv3i3sl6
@pogue.omg.lol
Bluesky's pre-eminent cowboy frog. Just here to have fun & make jokes. (Frog-he/Frog-him) FOLLOW BACK REQUESTS PLS READ + Contacts 👇 https://pogue.start.page https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cipv3arp27zug6ugyk7fv76o/feed/aaalwrbsobvdk
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. Just My Skeets: https://tinyurl.com/2pa3nwbn Bangers: https://tinyurl.com/4ccmk5zu
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
A bindle full of blues Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2 Some people liked these: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaakoiexih2cc
@xinicit.bsky.social
Sobriety Date 12/22/09 Support https://buymeacoffee.com/xinicit Recent Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaalgnvduqvmc Best Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaaepbpvxlzxw
@alycia.art
End capitalism 💀 R!ot now 🪶 Famous* Bay Area Artist/Designer/Photographer 📸 Email for art: designalycia@gmail PayPªl @alyciaart *not actually famous
@damnitjanet.bsky.social
Elegant couch ornament. Makes words sometimes Scottish and Queer | she/her My shitshow: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t3dajzevhocfddfzczceizlp/feed/aaaoojl75k4ve
@potshopboy.bsky.social
This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time. Pan/demi The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci
@chestrovert.bsky.social
1. Be excellent to each other 2. Party on dudes My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g
@skilletqueso.com
threads: https://www.threads.net/@theslacey skillet queso connoisseur He/Him "u r my teenage dream" - @adrew.wifeguy.online “WOW!” - @hotmommygf.top "wow" - @dly.bsky.social
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
Horrors and hot dogs. (she/they) Latest https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaajole3giqdq Random https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaadr7exzc3rw
@gupton68.bsky.social
I'm worth a million in prizes the man, the myth, the bellend my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
@mitskimask.bsky.social
Secretly 3 raccoons in a trench coat. Here for your trash.
@msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
melancholic. bad poet. obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo. she/her skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaademkmaiuwk bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qpaecp6vknbnc77svofj4dvg/feed/aaaed4kso7mnw
@steamymac.bsky.social
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2
@pamtoo.bsky.social
PLAYLIST🫴 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigHsuFHu-J_Aj5ECSXYCz6b&si=J0d2SUkZF_HFsAKZ It me👉 bit.ly/Pamsbsky
@lscrapl.bsky.social
this is our world, we don't just live in it https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
@lalalyds.bsky.social
I like love corned beef hash ⬇️If you wanna⬇️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wrs5ycqkoik4ol4s3fhkdoug/feed/aaablylvlubqk
@ashhull.bsky.social
Sad clown with a caffeine buzz. More ducks less people. Brain goo ... bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalyyxhyda6q
@professorkiosk.wtf
🏳️🌈 He/him Shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6 Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaajqswcg7w2k Make Search Links: professorkiosk.wtf