Mary Mayheminem
Pastry chef, mom to children & pets, married, she/her ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Here to mess up.
Boops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaaoin4cyhcue
Beeps: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaaoim5pia4ou
@skedaddle74.bsky.social
โช๏ธ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:go4b7zduspvcwyxjf7p2lu5j/feed/aaadxzvpeukjk ๐my main squeeze: @qwertying.bsky.social
@carolineinsweden.bsky.social
Autistic, mother of an autistic son, married with an just as autistic man. ADHD. Nerd. Interested in too many different things, for example science, tech, history, politics (especially the US) etc. Intelligence & empathy is everything, hate is nothing. ๐๐๐
@bellasmith0705.bsky.social
Human Behavior/Psychology Enthusiast, Empath, Introvert, INFJ https://linktr.ee/bellasmith0705
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer. Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaabrbkkoo5lc Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
@vermontchicken.bsky.social
Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Chicken butt. My nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:v57am2d7jdbhcnuaddebmrx7/feed/aaaffvjumuvym I am not here for serious medical or psychological advice.
@invisihole.bsky.social
Anyone have the cheat codes for this simulation? bc *gestures to everything* ๐ for the "tops" https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kq26ksbyrjovtz3bwk2ig772/feed/aaafn3vz446ba Or ๐ฝlatest rants https://tinyurl.com/invisiholebsky
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
just your typical old fashioned, salt of the earth, red blooded, hard working, blue collar lesbian. PFP me in pool BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social ๐ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24 ๐ https://nursemurderer.com
@kalvinmacleod.bsky.social
Boardgame enthusiast. Socially awkward. Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7um6cygepxtnieeqlat6crrn/feed/aaaeez754tysi
@jcsalterego.bsky.social
1x winner of the "oh i'm pretty sure that's just jerry spreading misinformation" award ๐ฅ๐ โข Goodfeeds https://goodfeeds.co/ โข @skyapp.bsky.social thanked by darth july 20, 2023 ๐Austin, TX
@augustreverie.bsky.social
Perpetually awkward | Dark humor & spooky vibes enthusiast ๐ค๐ NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
@devindonuts.bsky.social
I read to cope with the horrors. My dog is pretty rad. Get in good trouble ๐ซก
@darthslr.bsky.social
Published art nude photographer from Southern California (Thousand Oaks, 40 miles from LAX/DTLA). Looking for ART NUDE female models ONLY. No BDSM, NFT, sex, politics, relationships, friendship, etc.
@sparkie.bsky.social
the they/them thing your grandparents warned you about end genocide and end nazis
@marlebean.bsky.social
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
@greekheanen.bsky.social
@dak.bsky.social
Iโm here to escape from reality Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
@whirlwind37.bsky.social
๐ ๐ผ ๐ง ๐ ๐ฆซ ๐ผโพ๏ธ๐ฐ๐โพ๏ธ๐๐ ๐๐ฅ๐นโพ๏ธ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐ป๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ชจ๐๐ซ๐๐ฅฒ๐ถ๐๐๐จ๐๐บ๐ซ๐s ๐ซ๐ญ๐ฅโ๏ธ๐๐ฆ๐ง๐ง๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ฌ๐ง๐ฟ๐ฆฅ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฅ ๐๐ฆ๐ฅธโค๏ธ๐๐ซ๐๐ โ๏ธ ๐ฑ โพ๏ธ๐๐ถ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ โพ๏ธ๐ถ๐โ๏ธ๐ฆ ๐ถ๐๐ฆฎ๐ฆ๐ฆจ๐ฟ๐ฆซ๐ฆฆ ๐๐ฆฎ๐๐โโฌ๐ฆจ
@sleepingbagowire.bsky.social
can i borrow my doobage? my nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7rnj6ooa2v3cpi2s7pxrzeu/feed/aaagezbgmahnu
@snargleplax.bsky.social
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona. Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine. Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
@sisuthefin.bsky.social
Everything I ever wanted to learn I learned in kindergarten and the election of 2024 threw all that out the window . Husband to my beautiful wife, father to 4 great kids and Isa to 5 grandchildren. Blessed life. Proud military Daddy. Go Army๐บ๐ธ๐ซ๐ฎ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐๐๐ 5 dogs ๐ถ
@lorihathaway.bsky.social
Open-Minded Thinking Person ๐News Junkie ๐ Voting Rights Activist ๐ Wife ๐ Daughter ๐ Sister ๐Mother of daughters ๐ Friend ๐ She/Her #StrongerTogether #WeAreTheCavalry
@ferretoftheforest.bsky.social
Solei (She/Her) part-time disguised as a human, always a ferret forest god. Social Justice Weasel of the Interspecies Uprising and hopeful creator of enjoyable content. Cozy & Romance enthusiast๐งโโ๏ธ๐๐๐ฎ๐ฅโค๏ธ ๐ซDM/Crypto/NFT/Porn/Coaching/Ads๐ซ
@kaitisnotreal.bsky.social
Yes it's me. Me again. (No it's not) If you like my search link we're dating. Ever been catfished by a parody in the fake bitch light? Fake it til you break it Potato's Grandma The original Pony Baloneyโข๏ธ
@bette.bsky.social
Mosaic, art, jokes, cats and Irish countryside. Trainee lifeboat crew. Like Davis, not like Midler. Just mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ma7vfaiknc5jzum7pukdgmqw/feed/aaaoxhzy4iv5s
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. Iโm a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
@blairloudly.bsky.social
my cats run this account ๐จ๐ฆ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ things my brain thought then my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
@ordinaryalso.bsky.social
Protect immigrants 36 he/him Florida https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pbefxsfoltjuyja64n2eqgsr/feed/aaalqdxj3jv76
@timfather.bsky.social
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim Father Tim comes for you all. Stay hydrated https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri ๐ He/Him, UK ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
@gaydeceiver.bsky.social
California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Also on Mastodon: @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social.
@wikibara.bsky.social
Pro-trans, anti-fascist, and an avid reader of anything that I can outrun. The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi. Ex-carnie, writer, game runner, and movie buff. Creator of the First Church of the Kaiju (reformed)
@captantagonist.bsky.social
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy
@ficklefilly.bsky.social
Canโt decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi