Ersatzsquatch
The less you know, the happier you’ll be.
Pfp by the amazing @moxiest.art
Added the KT smile because why not.
I have become jokerified.
@princesscore.meangirls.online
the wrong kind of trans woman. discourse siren. lover of attention. im princess
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
just your typical old fashioned, salt of the earth, red blooded, hard working, blue collar lesbian. PFP me in pool BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
@seamussaid.bsky.social
Howlin' forever, oh oh my posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:begoup36gzmdvtbql4vpa7dc/feed/aaacgto64k6i2
@2tickytacky.bsky.social
Public Relations Manager for Rev. Dr. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof- Pastor at Assembly Of Bluesky. Steampunk Jarvik 7 on Etsy for $74.99 I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabsfrnzo2wy
@fulkery.bsky.social
Some form of grubby ox hermit, but like, with a salary and kids. I can't deal with all my own bullshit you won't like how badly I handle yours. Condensed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7x67le6rxiitd4xv4ezbzlfc/feed/aaabt4b7v4yr2
@flamby666.bsky.social
i like geese and i bark at mailmen dumb shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hx2spvwygxtfkniov6eore72/feed/aaaeoe2eg4czw
@chestrovert.bsky.social
1. Be excellent to each other 2. Party on dudes My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g
@captantagonist.bsky.social
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get avi by mike miller more writing⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
@direbeard.bsky.social
Calmer than I ought to be Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social My thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaaiyxmgyspti Best thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaagxe7btouua
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctmnbym24srxgghbcmdynzqq/feed/aaablk4s3yrag
@ficklefilly.bsky.social
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
@instantghosts.bsky.social
Writer, mom, goblin @adrianelord on insta https://www.bourbonpenn.com/issue/33 Yeets: http://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7jmdff4gw
@wumother.bsky.social
I breathe pretty good I guess Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:e6j3h6ai34343r5mya5qsvx3/feed/aaaej2ea7qspy
@clowndro.bsky.social
Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56
@minkitypinkity.bsky.social
sentient blob. skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaiaqt6e2zk6
@aghastronaut.com
Minneapolis non-comedian Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff. (he/him)
@stalledtraffic.bsky.social
Beep-beep. My posts in a line: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w2ugzww44tlw25mb5txawyi6/feed/aaaoeliz4q2ju
@grimmreality.bsky.social
Sometimes drunk. Profoundly undateable. I use the c-word as if I am Scottish but am not. Shitposting through the dumbfuckpocalypse. Vet my stupid shit here: https:// bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagblxcbo6g6
@kellalena.bsky.social
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaafyok6b2wuy
@blairloudly.bsky.social
my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈 things my brain thought then my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaamyrujnfzcc top things my thumbs typed https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:oj3db6konv7tykrlt5qhd4ei/feed/aaahsiujuhedi
@onebeanburrito.bsky.social
Probably chilling 50 yrs ago or 50 yrs from now. When are we? (he/him) More: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:53hxlujdaqhfyc6g5dnatflj/feed/aaabyrmlb2cmw
@schmrrrlex.bsky.social
mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns
@goblin.news
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlin’ around. 👹🐍☠️
@kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social
Don't these times, fill your eyes When the streets are cold and lonely And the cars, they burn below me Are you all alone Are you made of stone Brown/Squire https://bsky.app/profile/kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social/search
@misshavishambles.bsky.social
No you’re a gothic horror. A report of a most alarming nature has reached me. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf2nuttxkhg
@lazurwoolf.bsky.social
Love will win and in the meantime there is whiskey. I’m a fuckin idiot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eqabl4kvjcovktrp4af2akqc/feed/aaaa5jon3pteu
@johnnymyspace.bsky.social
Are you there, Optimus Prime? It's me, Pubertina Maxima. newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7vfnfjybwdixbbzryhnyz6nj/feed/aaam7nnpxc4xq best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7vfnfjybwdixbbzryhnyz6nj/feed/aaan6zpm3jen4
@grilldcheese.bsky.social
hip quips for the apocalypse my charskeeterie board: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ezyosyxg5dji4pi6luhll3eb/feed/aaaizoz65r2no
@hatesnicethings.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aum7wwntjlo6auesswofcnjd/feed/aaahkdqq3gxua
@guytheguy.bsky.social
Keep it on & poppin Church https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagz72go6z42
@gaydeceiver.bsky.social
California expat living in the South. Loved by Dog, Servant to Cat. Happy with guy. I do NOT have a problem with glitter, you do. Also on Mastodon: @GayDeceiver@mstdn.social.
@iamcarbs.bsky.social
back on this bread again my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaafhk2y3vewe
@cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
LMFT-LADAC Witchy Addictions Expert, Not your therapist, both traumatized and trauma informed. Sometimes a writer http://medium.com/@buzzkill1978
@sarco.bsky.social
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6kye3r75exjwspbk3j3cd75i/feed/aaah3r3onxn4e
@thefishpants.bsky.social
Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears* *ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ" My Best Jokes (Allegedly): https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7efvddpc6qlokhzdkcpphwg/feed/aaaeubvvn5rcm All: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahooxkl375u
@breadery.bsky.social
Punk Rock and Parmesan Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@ltvargus.bsky.social
I'm Lex. I write books that are "full of gore and evil" according to one reader. http://ltvargus.com/books My stupid posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uesz4twpjyxhawilgwhdgndr/feed/aaadwblv2k7uq
@cringeunworthy.bsky.social
I only drink hot tap water death before detransition recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
@avoidavoidavoid.bsky.social
unnerving cartoon rabbit//being about town Here: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:t2dv5gg3p5ufumoa3jdhhpme/feed/aaagv3mq6ulhq
@elgatoesmio.bsky.social
wondering through the woods bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaag4k6yxumoy
@identityxcrisis.bsky.social
Please don’t parade on my rain. he/it/bag of dirty sox This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g <see “Feeds” for more options> That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis {avi: rubber duck on asphalt}
@theregoesrichie.bsky.social
the world below is made up emissions: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:o6jndh2ipxyybvilzriehr4t/feed/aaaoywnnxteqg
@wendyb07.bsky.social
good luck, honey https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ybrwo3nukomwftjzqpxwu2pe/feed/aaalqf3fd6wjm
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
@omniscientorb.bsky.social
time is a level orb https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zpmpq3tifkzk7nqbgsmqvwj5/feed/aaafzcm4wp7oc
@vibesbummer.bsky.social
where’s beth https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ywbu4pxoizwl27eddlaqvjbe/feed/aaad5ewriqhlq