Grant Tanaka
I wrote a joke about a potato once
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@ktogara.bsky.social
I don’t need followers, I’m here to find the people who made me laugh on Twitter, but were drowned by all the ads and bots.
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
@frenchys-goldau.bsky.social
Dad, husband, part time gold prospector. This is where I shitpost and share my adventures of prospecting in south east Australia 🇦🇺👇 https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
@railroadofsin.bsky.social
Doing the Neutron Dance Smoking myself hazy Siren A finely tuned sound tsunami. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of Sound & Fury. Vampira's Fiend I am a Chaos. Painting. California says hello. ALL HAIL! Sturgill Simpson Margo Price Luke Bell
@wristroom.bsky.social
I have a lot of wrists. He/him. Probably autistic. Also here are my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaapnafhkr7ak Best skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cf6y2b4edwjhoph5xzteihah/feed/aaackgzflmo7e
@theartfulldodger.bsky.social
I am artist amongst other things ‘Nice girl, bit weird’ Living on Stolen Land ✨✨ All drawings are able to be purchased. DM if interested 🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩
@dopeshow.bsky.social
Cigarette butt collector, esquire. Legal Advice: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7kbe2ppvlcrszkduecbj4syj/feed/aaai5iu6grewk
@breadery.bsky.social
Punk Rock and Parmesan Recent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:566sub3fdgtvfbz6rofa7ngj/feed/aaamhjf5b37di Decent - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@quaaludescreams.bsky.social
My DM’s are open but don’t you fucking do it, bro. My amazing writings for your reading pleasure: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cssqowlpkreu5gujtm3v7mmz/feed/aaait4ldmkcs2
@crabbydaddy.bsky.social
CrabbyDaCrab from Twitter architect, single dad, crabby while in season we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
@drunkswithguns.bsky.social
Just a guy. Mostly housebroken. I have all my teeth. Currently up to date on shots.
@cosmicclau.bsky.social
"Without hope, without witness, without reward" "The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter" Gen X hermit Dog Mum She/her Tired I found these on the floor https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
@ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social
No one you know. [This account is devoted to shit posting & semi-funny jokes. If I don't follow you back, hit me up at @creatureofhobbit.bsky.social where I'm mostly serious]
@topquark59.bsky.social
Woodworker, proud father of two amazing young adults, science/physics nerd, feminist, democracy fan, lover of cinema and aerospace and lately… what’s up with the Anunnaki?
@jessjohnston.bsky.social
Present day dada artist w/ a thing for short legged dogs. WordPress developer, UX nerd, lover of books. in KC. jessicajjohnston.com 🇺🇦
@hollowverses.bsky.social
Click here now: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kutsfhvksptfmlwljlg6hk4h/feed/aaafojeeyrfu2
@ayankdownunder.com
NY'er living in New Zealand, carelessly whispering a variety of little things. (Was OG twatter's @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me. Winning lottery numbers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
@midge.bsky.social
Relentless architect of my own hell https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
@ruralhippie28.bsky.social
Gen X, traveler, cat person, recycler, reality tv watcher, and pissed off voter. NO DMs
@anna-molly.bsky.social
World renowned scatterbrain She/Her/Basketcase On tap: https://bsky.app/profile/anna-molly.bsky.social/search
@wikibara.bsky.social
Pro-trans, anti-fascist, and an avid reader of anything that I can outrun. The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi. Ex-carnie, writer, gamer, film buff. Creator of the First Church of the Kaiju (reformed) Pure. Weaponized. Capybara.
@notjpo.bsky.social
No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant. Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
@flatfront.bsky.social
waiting for the sun to shine The worst of the web: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaag2ra3amsfu The worst of the worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yknzawg7j267uhsnkf6dkqn7/feed/aaabncyzfgrge
@cranxieties.bsky.social
@meatypunk.bsky.social
i pwn n00bs, ma’am. i also wash my hands fairly often. chief. my Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vcqlllgqcwuarcjkvkdck6hc/feed/aaahpjx7watbi
@jbshaftoe.bsky.social
What’re you, a cop?? Official Squirt Ambassador/Boss of Piss MDNI get outta here, you stupid kid
@bshuman.bsky.social
wannabe comedian/poet For more joy: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b7ttmvhdvnnwbdmdhsghqiw4/feed/aaadvkzg7hbmk
@spinaspinetta.bsky.social
Teacher, writer, theater maker, atheist, socialist, part-time Italian, once had a dream I was a Marx brother and honestly, Groucho was cool but I still think I prefer Karl in a fistfight
@brixtonbell.com
writer & founding member of the global stop breeding movement brixtonbell.com
@mesugo.bsky.social
graphic designer, armchair scientist, outdoorswoman, friend of animals, compulsive researcher, art and writing tryhard, crafty-crafterton. trying to stay proactive while the world burns. she/her.
@manicpanic.bsky.social
They/them. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI Cashapp: https://cash.app/$paycricketmoney Venmo: https://venmo.com/crankycricket my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lz3jukwmz32gov7ln7vxtwre/feed/aaanepkijcmt6
@sidebangsmusic.com
delightful entertainment singer, guitarist, songwriter, producer, rock band leader, etc. brooklyn 🎶: https://bio.site/sidebangs 🏆: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3m2kspgf4l5vomio76ihjjlk/feed/aaal7wb6wnb6g
@awkwardwit.bsky.social
human person bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6u3k7jzuabs6uz7ubogz2p4k/feed/aaaenlp5jmnrq
@ogskydog.com
"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aaahvtsdprjuw
@notthatrebecca.bsky.social
I'm not that Rebecca. I'm the other one. Over there somewhere.
@namanth.bsky.social
Dad, gamer, pro abortion, human rights, legalization. fuck religion lets go Buffalo!
@lacroixboi.dadguy.online
tell my Wife and kiddo i mentioned them here. dang, that is a bright ass thigh… and jerry’s face ? future’s pasts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs