@mydmac.bsky.social

Dignity is overrated. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lide4pmipalr44al3prwz4hv/feed/aaaniuz2cpqlg

@northernlightsto.bsky.social

🐢🐉🦖Formerly @PinkCamoTO I'm a big deal at the cracker factory. You want proof? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic4unuy6prh7js6xfyzrmuxm/feed/aaami2zb3yyy4

@hellaoftroy.bsky.social

mother. motherfucker. motherfucker fucker.

@elenizarro.bsky.social

I’m probably joking. Unless I’m not. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eoaxja23fwfptluzo3hs5x2t/feed/aaacufrf4v3mu

@dreamthievin.bsky.social

Twitter refugee. Also on Mastodon. Likes: books, cats, rocks Dislikes: MAGA

@stoneageradio13.bsky.social

Big smartass, small pond. Based on true events and other bullshit I made up.

@swishergirl24.bsky.social

I have two guys, one for each of you

@henpeckedhal.bsky.social

Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.

@los-los.bsky.social

Here, I can’t see the eye rolls. Just latest posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g Popular ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim

@johnlyon.bsky.social

Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi

@stevekoehler22.bsky.social

Refugee from Twitter, hoping to find a less toxic environment. My posts : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r2rqi3tmpwcvbxsb3zub3iqu/feed/aaanwy62upabc

@hormonella.bsky.social

My body is not my temple It’s more like my bar and grill

@harbingerofmundane.bsky.social

And that’s when I punched Sasquatch right in the wiener…

@goldimocks.bsky.social

@gupton68.bsky.social

I would rather shit in my own hands and clap the man, the myth, the bellend my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo

@rodlacroix.bsky.social

Disappointing people since 1968. Rodney Lacroix is a humorist, and author of several books. He currently writes on Medium and has made tens of dollars through all his efforts. EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK

@sirstrange87.bsky.social

ATLien. Stoner. Unbothered. Shit I said: ↓↓↓↓↓ Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uvzzorath2x7tfmwfalhmiut/feed/aaaku7swsdf3u New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uvzzorath2x7tfmwfalhmiut/feed/aaagbtyq3fzvi

@napping.bsky.social

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:llhdag2velhktv5okvb7otyp/feed/aaaihlgafcphg Just regular

@justmeturtle.bsky.social

I write dumb jokes and I cannot lie. Lo and behold, here is a link to prove it: (Even if you don’t click the link I am happy I got to say Lo and behold) https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:csulujwx5w4dopyiqe3fhka4/feed/aaajw6vp7g4dw

@scottlinnen.bsky.social

Pharmaceutical Industry Choreographer

@pattioshankable.bsky.social

Brain Surgeon, obvi

@tedcruznipples.com

Area man, unfortunately Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater in Los Angeles he/him

@aminus.bsky.social

pixels + posting + politics he/him art + social links: https://linktr.ee/aminusko 🚫No NFT/AI🚫

@hydrationchimp.bsky.social

you rockin with bad boy summer⁉️

@tylerjameshill.com

Microblogging until they let me macroblog. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. Filmmaker, more or less. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/he/him No alt text, no engagement

@britculpsapp.bsky.social

harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. discord: bculpsapp 📍MPLS | 38 | she/they

@bornmiserable.bsky.social

IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg

@funkelly.bsky.social

All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Informed | Golden Knights 🏒 Ghostbusters ATC | They/Them | 🐣| ♿️ | 🏳️‍⚧️ pfp alt text: selfie of a white person with short, brown hair and a fancy mustache header alt text: Ghostbuster ecto 1

@marshallscott.bsky.social

I am here to Bluesky

@saltymactavish.bsky.social

Just another horse thief eating a rotisserie hot dog in the 7-Eleven parking lot https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks

@realbillhicks.bsky.social

certified hater

@tonymagoni.bsky.social

i'm worth a million in prizes he/him/cis/het

@emceekayvee.bsky.social

Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck the NRA. Then: East Coast Now: MN

@notbryancannoy.beer

chaotic neutral

@beefcarcass.bsky.social

Writer. Comedy. Horror. Fiction. Available for work. Check out my website for samples. beefcarcass.com my worst posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaatdk2bj2ce avi by geraldinepiche.bsky.social

@wetmascara.bsky.social

Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike.

@deadontheoutside.bsky.social

kara, grey/ace, 18+ ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II 🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop ☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d 💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw

@eyepatchguy.bsky.social

I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also the Mongolian Empire. He/him Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte [email protected]

@tittysommelier.bsky.social

Pussy bones are real. Belgium is not.

@tyranny.sparklenoise.com

I am a carnival mirror reflecting the world you can tell I’m trans by how I post

@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social

From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse

@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social

The internet's favorite uncle. Machinist hillbilly from NC. Inventor of the hogdog. No minors

@dak.bsky.social

I’m here to escape from reality Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg

@cmonmaque.bsky.social

Un éléphant. Pour de vrai.

@dvgeebees.bsky.social

Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese He/him ✡️ for a free 🇵🇸 dvgeebees / discord all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i

@nappydolemite.bsky.social

I'm going to die online. Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6

@birdiegirl.bsky.social

I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept, so I’ll just say: we always met https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j3den4pqjo6kqybjwxywh2hu/feed/aaabqiqcqj7zg