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Some of our favorite rising stars. Kind, funny people who are all criminally under-followed.
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@demandavoider.bsky.social
@timfather.bsky.social
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim Father Tim comes for you all. Stay hydrated https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri π He/Him, UK ππ³οΈββ§οΈ
@knewagirlnic.bsky.social
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when itβs not. Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
@chuckedahl.bsky.social
@chuckedahl.bsky.social Pro bono free association. Worth ever penny. Oblique, over-rated talent. I'm now in the "Finding Out" stage of BlueSky.
@stylr.bsky.social
be gay do crime use drugs eat veggies brush teeth call mom Check out my political blog and join the fight for democracy π https://blogs.mtdv.me/blog/posts/gpJ2GH1NUi
@poutinesmoothie.bsky.social
*finger gun* Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
@thebrazenbeard.bsky.social
Unhinged philosophist, writer, and heck of a nice guy (unless you're a dick) @sirius-lee-me.bsky.social designs all my book covers. https://ngl.link/the.brazen.beard1 My Amazon Author page: https://www.amazon.com/~/e/B0CBK6NHJL #Author #Indie
@crabbydaddy.bsky.social
CrabbyDaCrab from Twitter under new management. architect, single dad, somewhat crabby. we have one race: human. be kind.
@christopherdowning.bsky.social
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
@ghostinaglass.bsky.social
There are decades when scrolling happens, there are weeks when posting happens 25 He/him π³οΈβπ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaalkds2xhaam
@notjpo.bsky.social
Welcome to my menopause blog. Itβs not hormones, Iβm always this unpleasant. Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahccdnlzcz4 Popular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cru4zjayaugsxgzysz223ts/feed/aaahcc3hp2o6s
@anna-molly.bsky.social
World renowned scatterbrain She/Her/Basketcase On tap: https://bsky.app/profile/anna-molly.bsky.social/search
@frenchys-goldau.bsky.social
Dad, husband, part time gold prospector. This is where I shitpost and share my adventures of prospecting in south east Australia π¦πΊπ https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
@soundingresident.bsky.social
i love spinetta !!!!!!!!!!!!! bilingΓΌe he/him https://soundingresident.straw.page/ (i updated ze albums !!!!!!)
@azuler0.bsky.social
t. naught rides the blue butterfly β a reluctant human waiting to be monetized
@alexbergmans.bsky.social
ceo at my own boss. member of whatever the opposite of mensa is. coiner of phrase βwhat if mcdonalds had beerβ
@dakall.bsky.social
My life coach benched me Growers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaakws226feqs Showers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaahnteusxchm
@gyrate.bsky.social
US/UK dual citizen, and grumpy about politics in both. Not here to talk about my current job. All views expressed are those of the voices in my head. Void where prohibited.
@garyniv.bsky.social
I tell the truth often. And I lie often. I donβt want to discriminate just in case epistemic state becomes a protected class. πYvelines. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yz34ajevb6yx57ywa4645dkk/feed/aaafl542uk5rs
@zebrasyndicate.bsky.social
Husband, father, nerd, person. Occasionally funny, always funny looking.
@craftyartgentleman.bsky.social
Artist, Gentleman, Texan, Crafty. Ticket Taker Emeritus at @CloverKissCinema.bsky.social My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:njtqllms74it7qdetueptxua/feed/aaakducfhn2pq
@castorp0llux.bsky.social
General doer of things to avoid laundry and reality. Music junky. Jaded Optimist. Positive Nihilist. Middle of nowhere Northwoods.
@kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social
I'm feeling a lot of self-imposed pressure to make this bio funny. Oh well. Weird guy that lives in my house @obsidianshiv.bsky.social Stuff I wish was funnier: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ebb5yatpbzx4pgw2e2x7d4ny/feed/aaacgruahiijg
@obsidianshiv.bsky.social
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaa.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
@apexamigo.bsky.social
βββββββββββββββββββββ a scanner sharkly he\they πΈπΏ
@goblin.news
Behind a bench in the bushes, buried in a pile of leaves, and rustlinβ around. πΉπβ οΈ
@marcodas146.bsky.social
Trying to amuse myself, again. I have no skills. I typed things and they ended up thereβοΈ and down there π https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fqkcrp2ue4el5rzwofujvlxy/feed/aaakpd7pk6goq
@scrimshaw.bsky.social
Hand-feeding Hardeeβs receipts into the car-wash vacuum. Welp, that's me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad25mf6clts
@horsemorsel.bsky.social
Previously Horsemorsel on Twitter. Previously Horsemorsel on Facebook. Previously Horsemorsel on toast.
@i.n33d.coffee
he who drinketh the last drop, maketh the next pot greatest hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaadtsoleyuja discography: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rlzyizcmx4pk3bnxe5ozg7mf/feed/aaapcp3poqzim
@spacecatbritton.bsky.social
π½ππππππππ’ & ππππππππππππ’ πππππππππ. π¨βπ©βπ¦ππππ€βοΈπ»π¦βοΈππͺπ
@drivenbycheese.bsky.social
Cultivating excellence in Cheese-to-Mouth Delivery since 1985. π
@chevapi.bsky.social
[ posts below are accurate representation of what's going on in my brain ] [ 25 | she/her ] redbubble.com/people/ailaravenshire
@sadiston.bsky.social
PRESIDENT OF SNACKS & FULL TIME KVLT DADCORE PRO INSPO BRO, LYDIA DEETZ BUT AN MOM, HOT HIKING TAKES, LEAST HORNY DISCORDIAN. HE/HIM. FREEMASONS DNI
@optimistprimus.bsky.social
Working class zero. Cosmic joke punchline. He/him. Hate has no home here! Be excellent to each other. Chop wood, carry water Comments/complaints: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagbiuaqzqpg
@caycej.bsky.social
On a journey Looking, creating, contemplating pretty things, poetry, and revolution Swim the cringe Unhinge βββββββββββββ ]ββββββββ βββ ββββββββββ βββ [βββββββββββββββββββ]. β₯ββ²ββ²ββ²ββ²ββ²ββ²ββ€..
@scottopotamus.bsky.social
Originally from bird land. Multiply neurodivergent haver of chronic pain. He/Him.
@ironblanche.bsky.social
MN | 38 solo poly nonbinary goldstar bisexual aro slut Accidentally an accountant
@vexedfluxation.bsky.social
I'm just trying to slip into something more comfortable, like a rage induced coma. Join the Dogs of Sinope Syndicate, Hail Eris and don't drink in nazi bars, motherfuckers He/him
@5oclockeveryday.bsky.social
Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.
@sondermonster.bsky.social
sonder: (sahnβ’durr) noun - ΒΉ the feeling one has on realizing that every other individual one sees has a life as full and real as one's own youtube editor, internet yuckster, and generally annoying. jar jar binks speaks through me. guess my gender
@squirrellee.bsky.social
ππΏπ³οΈβπ Xennial autistic she/her. Linguistics, literature, leftism, games, media, metal, football & general nerd shit. Happily partnered. Used to be in a band. APS, CPSU βοΈ Naarm β€οΈππ€
@wikibara.bsky.social
Pro-trans, anti-fascist, and an avid reader of anything that I can outrun. The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi. Ex-carnie, writer, gamer, film buff. Creator of the First Church of the Kaiju (reformed) Pure. Weaponized. Capybara.
@beelzebong.bsky.social
twenty neurotic zesty floridans encapsulated in one body
@cynicalhuldra.bsky.social
Info on a βneed to knowβ basis. Info requests to be submitted 30 days in advance. Void in the state of Iowa. She/Her. Normalize pronouns My stupidity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ai73ozem7pstskkq7zvwmmmc/feed/aaaesylzfzzny
@awkwardwit.bsky.social
human person bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6u3k7jzuabs6uz7ubogz2p4k/feed/aaaenlp5jmnrq
@theorajones.bsky.social
20 minutes into the future Thanks, I hate it! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5edoqsgwmh2wvkknnsd5vvk/feed/aaadted4di6iu
@fixinsbar.bsky.social
just here to enjoy your skeets and occasionally say something stupid
@neiltypewriter.bsky.social
@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change. (He/him) Oops, All garbage! bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qn6ddtqcomsvml3riv3quddi/feed/aaapdsf5ejhxk Please email me ghost facts: demandavoider@proton.me