Shut up, Wired
Just kidding wired your reporting is very good actually but this is about you saying there are fewer lols on bluesky than twitter so we are enemies now
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Community psychologist cosplaying as a financial risk analyst. Leslie Knope coded. Love, in no particular order: Pokémon, Pride & Prejudice, ATLA, the USPS & the Census, the Columbia River, & Star Trek. Jerry said he was proud of me on 2025-01-09
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Monocule. Socialist. Coder. Christian Liberationist. Neurodivergent. He/him. Partnered w Liz. I like to read many books and I also have a Telecaster. I am one half of the Fifty Books Project. pfp by @imagining-sisyphus.
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Anti-fascist. Nobody. Knitting scarves from here until nuclear winter. Currently reading "The Knight and the Moth" by Rachel Gillig. [she/her]
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be excellent to each other discord for mutuals: browllo https://www.twitch.tv/llobrow https://ko-fi.com/llobrow he/him
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@hammancheez.bsky.social
I did not get ejected by the night manager of Waffle House, we mutually agreed to part ways after being unable to come to an agreement same handle on discord Dad / sentient sandwich / chronic doomscroller / cishet / he/him/bro
@eboldy.bsky.social
likes: corgis, psychology, memes, devin booker; dislikes: chronic pain, leaf blowers, patrick beverley, scurvy. 78% of skeets are for dramatic effect only
@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social
“guards, seize he/him!” managing editor @sojo.net. https://tylerhuckabee.substack.com/
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✝️ Current Reigning Antipope 🫖 Dirtbag Elitist 🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize 🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006) he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦 Communist, Economist, Stonerist 🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
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@thealexnevil.bsky.social
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@jove.bsky.social
The 118,972th man about town. Rhymes with “love”. They, in a he kinda way. MDNI
@crocketthoughton.bsky.social
Writer of words about horror films and such. Reviews, retrospectives, in-depth analysis. Rotten Tomatoes approved critic. #filmsky | #horrorsky | https://crocketthoughton.com
@adrew.dadguy.online
your favorite poster's favorite poster. pain in the ass but a delight. i like plants and sports a lot. He/him they gon judge me anyway, so whatever do what you can
@vandroidhelsing.bsky.social
It's pronounced PECK-a-check. Artist, Crawford Award-winning writer, third thing now and then. He/him. Seattle. https://linktr.ee/jpechacek repped by Jennifer Azantian. Debut novel THE WEST PASSAGE out now from tordotcom!
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writer. she/her 🌈🦇 heart's delight: Bmore, bats, & tattoos; Clarion & Tin House '18; rep'd by @ericshowers.bsky.social ⚡️ kcmeadbrewer.com ALT pfp: white, blond woman; nervous but anxious ALT banner: a black cat peeks from around a corner
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@bikesky.social founder, bike picture taker, bagged milk understander, he/him https://linktr.ee/derekvanvliet
@gopher33j.bsky.social
He/Him/Coach Progressive living in the Midwest. Loves soccer, crosswords, and refereeing youth soccer matches. .doopers on Discord
@keithdecent.bsky.social
I make stuff and trouble Get stuff at: Keithdecent.com Get trouble here ⬇️
@numet.al
he/him, monster energy zero ultra enjoyer, blueskys most oppressed user ™️, voted aol's wife guy of the year, liberation through armed struggle
@amutepiggy.bsky.social
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4
@comfortingmoo.online
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@deadontheoutside.bsky.social
kara, grey/ace, 18+ ADHD, ASD, Bipolar II 🌳 https://linktr.ee/moxiepop ☕ https://ko-fi.com/moxiepop3d 💥 MY POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rkvoyvi25mcl4juxqppwizkt/feed/aaac5ugbponfw
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He/him, late 30s Former caregiver RIP Christina 12-01-2024 Gofundme : https://gofund.me/d2e4cdd8 Cashapp: swedishpancakes Venmo: Steve-Palmer-20 IG: stevpalmer
@gorl.gay
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@lethalityjane.bsky.social
Figuring out post-Army life in the PNW. Lots of Mom-Posting. She/Her. Play it fucking loud.
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not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
@funkelly.bsky.social
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@bornmiserable.bsky.social
IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
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bookseller, audiobook narrator, tiktoker, commie, queer, chaotic good. she/they. 🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/cavatica
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I help people make games (HomeTeamGameDev). GameDev since 97. Worked on Topple, Boom Blox, Medal of Honor. Formerly IGDA LA, IndieCade, Extra Credits. 4 GDC talks. 400k udemy students, 10M YouTube views/100k subs, 170k podcast DL. Vegan 23yr. Mask😷 he/him
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my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
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{ rem (the postes) 30 or 40 years old; it/they/we https://ko-fi.com/postes welcome to postes }
@naptime.theolive.garden
18+ acct, sleepy, disabled out of the workforce, exurb mn-based KorAm, adopted and angry. not an expert, just a person, always trying to be better. abolish the pic, borders, and adoption, we can imagine more any/all pfp by @atlastalos.bsky.social
@baddestmamajama.bsky.social
Filmmaker (WHAT LIES WEST) and formerly a little Twitter famous. Married to @sean-a-tiger.bsky.social, writes with @nicksinnott.com
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I don't usually actually wear a bowl on my head. Usually. Mostly food, games, and silliness. Tech sometimes probably. This is my personal account, thoughts are my own.
@thehell.zone
celebrity. I like Converse shoes and violent action movies. http://thehell.zone
@pookleblinky.bsky.social
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is. Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, and squats
@jessnevins.bsky.social
Encyclopedist, college librarian, writer, ttrpg writer. I like to talk about Mesopotamia & Vikings. Always outnumbered, never outgunned. My podcast, "The History of Comic Books in 500 Issues," is at http://500issues.com
@ohrobin.bsky.social
robin sky leigh writer, researcher, strategic communications strategist. you should hire me to write for you. she | her
@dillo.media
lawyer, judge, father husband, brother, sister, son #speakYoureMind #1 belvedere appreciator
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. discord: bculpsapp 📍MPLS | 38 | she/they
@adampknave.com
Eisner & Harvey award winning editor and writer of comics, prose, and other stuff. Bi chaos gremlin. Lives in Portland, OR with a cat named Pants. Irrationally stans Winnipeg. He/Him https://www.adampknave.com/
@babadookspinoza.bsky.social
Clay (they/them). Communist (ML ☭), anti-imperialist. Philosophy, history and mental health. Find and support my work @losingourmindspod.bsky.social https://www.patreon.com/LosingOurMindsattheEndoftheWorld Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary :)
@otsumamiboy.bsky.social
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He looks determined without being ruthless. Something heroic in his manner. There’s a courage about him, doesn’t look like a killer.
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middling jokes/existential dread 📍nj all posts ⏬⏬ ig: @im_all_id https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
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@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her. all dly, all day https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw 🤠 bangers 🤠 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xccx7ujmsaolft6ukd2oakkx/feed/aaaedsczl53cc
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heavy jpeg artifact https://linktr.ee/hausofholes $gnosticmilf
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@moxiest.art
Grilled Cheese Award Winning, Fully Automated, Luxury Anarchist Syndicate Posts written in a kind of obsolete vernacular. 🔀⚧️ Shared Brain - they/she/he/I/my/we/our in a constant superposition Commissions & Shop: http://moxiest.art
@mementomorty.bsky.social
passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness A black cat who loves horror Hot Thickle Definitely not a witch she/her
@marygillis.bsky.social
Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase writer/editor at The Beaverton she/her | Vancouver B.C. Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/ Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w4omt4th54l6kul2nc7orbil/feed/aaab44jnupudu
@ygrene.bsky.social
i want to do everything all the time https://bsky.app/profile/ygrene.bsky.social/feed/aaad75xnfxh32
@weeder.bsky.social
When the going gets tough, the tough get growing feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ixhocm5tk3fsqbclrbq36mf/feed/aaakauts3eb4m
@threnody.bsky.social
fiction writer • roommate to 3 cats with surprisingly rich interior lives • parmesan cheese enthusiast recent stories: hopkins review 15.4 • south carolina review 55.2 • post road 40 • 2023 clmp pride month reading list
@brainnotonyet.bsky.social
Freelance Writer, Academic, anti fascism, authoritarianism,modern propaganda, weaponized unreality whisperer on the dystopia beat. iwwfju member bylines: splinternews Www.instituteofunreality.com Unreality.institute
@itsabbyyep.bsky.social
she/her Typos? You've come to the right place Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm Popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaeacnurw62m Avi by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social