@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the surprise in your cereal box. Let’s get dangerous! ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
@hausofdecline.bsky.social
Hank of Decline Patreon - http://patreon.com/hausofdecline Store - https://hausofdecline.bigcartel.com/
@fakesportsceleb.bsky.social
Taking care of my chickens and my mentals #BillsMafia Feed link: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:din5po362so7fed6adzn7lxq/feed/aaakoxwfp32d6
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
old enough to no better bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaael2uu3anvw
@somedankinmycup.bsky.social
He/him 1312. Leftist, further left than you’re thinking. Little further. Yep right there . I am not OJ’s son.
@eelaware.bsky.social
Chris Huff Lord Haden-Guest's bastard son the fifth Beatle Me alone: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xj6dwrhaj2snzki5yq6q2vct/feed/aaaeas6hbc2yu He/him. Musician, capybaras, Knicks, Phillies. #abolishthepolice 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇺🇦
@aghastronaut.com
Minneapolis non-comedian Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff. (he/him)
@stevecantsmell.bsky.social
I love almost everyone-except Nazis & TERFs. he/him/his. Expect puns. By Me -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6vadqr2mb3mitlyuhcqi5lln/feed/aaapte7vpkpr4 Say something, cowards! -> https://ngl.link/stevecantsmell
@celestephase.bsky.social
Sith-y heathen. Funky little death omen. Frog enthusiast. Slut for science. ACAB. 🔞 Stage IV cancer. She/her 🏳️🌈
@bigthinkingcap.bsky.social
Laugh because we must survive 2011 Twinkie disappearance Survivor. Autistic. 🚫H8. Proud scar wearer. Widow. Elle Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted .. Silliness,Nah My stuff👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
@ficklenuts.bsky.social
Same Jess, different app. All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
@chloepink.bsky.social
I'm extremely normal, and identical to everyone else 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 🏴
@sophamir.bsky.social
she/her • 32 • deeply unserious 🫶 unfiltered access: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xz27fxp7tm4u5na754amme2n/feed/aaapypnnndtki
@guess-what.bsky.social
Comedy doofus Puns not guns! He/him, Philadelphia My ✍️👇 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jaqr2ph576dxxzwh33ixqj7w/feed/aaalyla3bifes Avi by my talented and supportive sister @posts.by.emilyk.art
@sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social
As mentioned in the Homeowners' Association's new bylaws! readilight.com nonsense and infosec which is also nonsense.
@teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
@trashphalt.beauty
she/they/that/bitch filthy midatlantic. accent haver. B.C.H.C. sick of it all ☠️
@blerrycat1.bsky.social
Madmother, ailurophile and bookworm 〰️💜〰️💠〰️⭐️〰️ Always learning. Believe in a bit of everything. Humorist and absurdist. Change is constant, the world is chaotic. Otherwise average Midwestern straight white female office worker.
@spacecaseydet.bsky.social
the brilliantest buffoon you’ll ever meet this side of the Mississippi 32 | west coast best coast | she/they🩷💜💙
@tallulahbunkbed.bsky.social
Basically, a cat toy. I'm the Artemisia Gentileschi of swearing. No bitcoin. Fuck all that noise.
@marlebean.bsky.social
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
@johnnymyspace.bsky.social
Are you there, Optimus Prime? It's me, Pubertina Maxima. newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7vfnfjybwdixbbzryhnyz6nj/feed/aaam7nnpxc4xq best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7vfnfjybwdixbbzryhnyz6nj/feed/aaan6zpm3jen4
@emceekayvee.bsky.social
Jokes are automatically unfunny if they’re stolen. I have a lot of books. Thrift store whore. Fuck the NRA. Then: East Coast Now: MN
@anotoriouspig.bsky.social
🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖 Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything. #KeepBlueskyWeird
@hiddenpinky.bsky.social
Trying to recapture Weird Twitter from the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains. Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved bsky.app/profile/jollyrobber.bsky.social/search My Musings https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u Best? Of https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p
@justgeist.bsky.social
Punk-rock breakfast. Pop-Tart princess. Band tees, stardust and velvet vulgarities. Things in my brain: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:esj57gmbvoqtxdybl5w3ubgb/feed/aaabnx2tlivvy
@frickinferal.bsky.social
I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈 My BS: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn Bangerz: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
@los-los.bsky.social
Here, I can’t see the eye rolls. Just latest posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g Popular ones https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
@aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Your hottest block. Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaadf7xqqvcla Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaaajoctrm2m4 more: https://linktr.ee/ASlightShimmy
@augustreverie.bsky.social
Perpetually awkward | Dark humor & spooky vibes enthusiast 🖤💜 NGL: https://ngl.link/reverie37035 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
@shannanegans.bsky.social
Dave's not here, man Brain vomit - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3kqvwbz62 Best? -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3nxlalnka
@motherofbeanz.bsky.social
✨Deadly AF & Minding My Indigenous Business✨ 𐓏𐒰𐓓𐒰𐓓𐒷 (Wahzhazhe) & ᏣᎳᎩ (Tsalagi) Bi Bitch Ass Emo Held together w/Spite & coffee INFJ-T/AuDHD Pics lfgphotography.bsky.social https://linktr.ee/motherofbeanz
@ladylofi.bsky.social
Grower of many things🌱, Horticultural Therapy/KSU/@rockridgefarm.bsky.social Grand chef of the tiniest of kitchens I watch the sports. All of them #AlwaysRoyal ⚾️👑💙 Lorenzen pitching arm fangirl since '24 Tell your cat, I said pspsps
@siroswaldrigby.bsky.social
Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair Rigby’s Roost: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i2jqmzoew23adqxtvqa2lj7w/feed/aaame3f6nss5k
@jenetmms.bsky.social
Artist. Dreamer. Mystical schemer. Following the ebb and flow of life. she/her/HBIC Tickle my fancy with a tip: https://ko-fi.com/jendreams