The Unmissables
Just the essentials - cream of the pie right here! Your following lists may be filling up pretty fast right now but if you like a bit of humour in your day, you're gonna need every single one of these people. Seriously, don't ever leave home without them.
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@damnitjanet.bsky.social
@hausofholes.bsky.social
heavy jpeg artifact https://linktr.ee/hausofholes $gnosticmilf
@steamymac.bsky.social
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2
@anerdonfire.bsky.social
"Go then, there are other worlds than these." SK Meh: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ohtavnoczjskrbx63ahyoajc/feed/aaab566hbz6bw
@oneyebogey.bsky.social
Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent. New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
@tobestewart.bsky.social
Somethng s mssng from your lfe bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajpevonw36e
@surprisedface.bsky.social
You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out. Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
@instantghosts.bsky.social
Writer, mom, goblin @adrianelord on insta https://www.bourbonpenn.com/issue/33 Yeets: http://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap7jmdff4gw
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
just your typical old fashioned, salt of the earth, red blooded, hard working, blue collar lesbian. PFP ART BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 🆕 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
@captantagonist.bsky.social
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
@vagrantmachine.bsky.social
Taking Photos & Writing Words Generally Outside || Music Hoarder || Bad at Bios My photos & words: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qw6w434fc3qelplxrgh46rmf/feed/aaajwdwrq7zji 📍PDX [he/him]
@unenthusiast.com
enabled enabler laziest perfectionist assuming final form "He's not that popular. He has no friends." -Stan Lee ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
@sugarandsage.bsky.social
Token weird girl I don’t even go here https://ngl.link/poppycock1 Look! I have a present for you 💕 bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbtsvmwkwu
@allhailjerry.bsky.social
Headache. Big Boss Human for River Side Casino: @riversidecasino.bsky.social My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/allhailjerry.bsky.social/feed/aaafaaongqdyc
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
Idiot Recents: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaailub3qgdqy
@seamussaid.bsky.social
Howlin' forever, oh oh my posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:begoup36gzmdvtbql4vpa7dc/feed/aaacgto64k6i2
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
A bindle full of blues Recent stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaalvnyuvqcu2 Some people liked these: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7mscho63unxwu7n5s5ebgmuj/feed/aaakoiexih2cc
@picklerudd.bsky.social
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper, which when you pass, causes your child to hug you a little closer My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
@blockmeamadeus.bsky.social’s emotional support bitch I’ve gotten some more dollies since I was last here My posts and mine alone https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly7xox37os
@fleurkenstein.bsky.social
#YNWA often near moss pfp: woman w/fire effect banner: ferns at night
@4slars.bsky.social
Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
@dvgeebees.bsky.social
Rescuer of dogs, eater of cheese He/him ✡️ for a free 🇵🇸 dvgeebees / discord all the dan skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:otjqtwtgkoijkucppmxiq5fy/feed/aaaoqltxpri5i
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. Just My Skeets: https://tinyurl.com/2pa3nwbn Bangers: https://tinyurl.com/4ccmk5zu
@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. 🇮🇪 Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
@jinah.bsky.social
Still joking since July '23 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hservfj7uiuq2mjzfb5rr4td/feed/aaabsh754dzae My Twitter: @edgarpoop1 https://x.com/search?q=(from%3Aedgarpoop1)%20-filter%3Areplies&src=typed_query&f=live
@gensibayan.bsky.social
"insufferable" London My Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalad3r47p3s My Blorts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:apgpr2xxvgrnxorundd6pbzg/feed/aaagddjkhvfbs
@deeks549.bsky.social
Professional Procrastinating Introvert Recovering addict New Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaaaq5yncb67a Best Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nt2ee4i355er6jdyv3wpomef/feed/aaagy2zlggk6i
@lscrapl.bsky.social
this is our world, we don't just live in it https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:b2vvv3yl4de2cbxfspo7j3ek/feed/aaabix6ueztkw
@portmanteauface.bsky.social
Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it. Clickbait ➡️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
@bestestname.bsky.social
Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
@birdiegirl.bsky.social
I would say nice to meet you, but I don’t believe in time as a concept, so I’ll just say: we always met https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:j3den4pqjo6kqybjwxywh2hu/feed/aaabqiqcqj7zg
@pamtoo.bsky.social
PLAYLIST🫴 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigHsuFHu-J_Aj5ECSXYCz6b&si=J0d2SUkZF_HFsAKZ It me👉 bit.ly/Pamsbsky
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
“jokes” header by Dave (Cactus) my best stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofbhd4x65yjzuoh27ceq3n76/feed/aaab23k2b5q3a
@gupton68.bsky.social
I'm worth a million in prizes the man, the myth, the bellend my BS bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaadqbbtnlfxy my top bs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3bnoyda3i7sv7k6p3vzmjtvj/feed/aaahguixerquo
@lalalyds.bsky.social
I like love corned beef hash ⬇️If you wanna⬇️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wrs5ycqkoik4ol4s3fhkdoug/feed/aaablylvlubqk
@nappydolemite.bsky.social
I'm going to die online. Read these and weep: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaalf7icgj2lm The best of my worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3qiwec4gluyz42jep5y27oab/feed/aaapfz7zy3an6
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
•Video Editor/Graphic Artist •Bird Hater •Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, Earthlink Dialup, and your mom •LA/Atlantic City Regret https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
Stealer of lighters Banner by @davecactus.bsky.social Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
@obscuregent.bsky.social
Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero https://theobscuregentlemen.com https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hoc2ea6xratphibqhvv62fkq/lists/3lgit4socrh2b
@wheeltod.bsky.social
Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jpsxdd3bnniiqcujxiwlen75/feed/aaae7c4tw3fwo
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
From the twelve-winded sky. Profile pic 1972. Discord: jimmerthatisall My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2satfah44msc3khoojnhrvuj/feed/aaab3adsokgse
@patnspankme.bsky.social
member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ihvabuqcsko4cqj2qlvrqux/feed/aaamjf4l67s3s
@thealexnevil.bsky.social
My third grade teacher's positivity was unwarranted. Scribbles & Bits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaadjjnkylwbe Successful Drivel: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@shortsleevesuit.bsky.social
Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘 header by the great Marf Salvador avi by @frovo.bsky.social He/Him 👉: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bmvl67povgevf645aj6vfpje/feed/aaab5d3sxupgm
@smooheed.bsky.social
Twin mom Brains are sexy, wish everyone had one Same stick figure, different app https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xbvg7j5gclf7gxoc5jrjdeoi/feed/aaalb6dnhmcjs
@ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
she/her, 43, trans Chicago I post for people who died 30 years ago Current fixations: in an animation groove. expect to see me say stupid shit about looney tunes, tex avery, betty boop, popeye, rocky & bullwinkle, hanna-barbera, tom & jerry etc....
@electricchimp.bsky.social
Figuring out how to be at peace as our collective plane falls from the sky
@riversidecasino.bsky.social
The Midwest’s Best Casino On This Side Of The Hoover River Slots, table games, golf, luxury spa, sweat lodge, ball pit, dining options, concert/convention center, and some other stuff. Possibly haunted. Contributors: https://go.bsky.app/4yomz8H
@dak.bsky.social
I’m here to escape from reality Feeder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:piswk46uuf4lsb2ms7lu2b76/feed/aaaihct52zljg
@pessimusprime.bsky.social
I invented the internet See mah tweets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
I’d like to think my abdomen could stop a cannonball https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
@pussyfullawasps.bsky.social
I write social justice grants. founder: bit.ly/ffsc-about find grants: bit.ly/ffsc-grants templates: bit.ly/ffsc-apps feed me: patreon.com/changefunding linktr.ee/joajin listen to Dice Funk 💍 @austinyorski.bsky.social
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦 Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi
@debbshock.com
notorious D.E.B. woman of mystery pain in my own ass undercover, nerd in Philly bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
@porkchophair.bsky.social
enjoy the process 💜 •I’m @pork_chop_hair everywhere else• Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaaboubzwgwgu
@dorsalstream.bsky.social
You know, for kids. Lapsed philosopher. I do have a (creative nonfiction) newsletter thanks for asking: http://howtotalk.substack.com. For just my posts, click this monstrosity: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:u4p4mzethzbuovsc55tzbdhw/feed/aaaae2trykso
@missriss.bsky.social
I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you. I once knew a sensual hog named Alf. Feed of just me ⬇️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moj6trvqbhappapbpf6rkhqo/feed/aaacaqxkrx5y2
@filth-waste.bsky.social
half sharkalligator, half man. discord: filth_waste filth_posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jn2yuheybqo5xhu37ol3uuzk/feed/aaaeem6bktoy2 🏠seattle ☀️sagittarius
@prof-hinkley.bsky.social
ISO 13485 Certified Favstar: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:np2qjm35nzxvtznrfofxhwr6/feed/aaakwwknht56y
@britculpsapp.bsky.social
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you. discord: bculpsapp 📍MPLS | 38 | she/they
@pookleblinky.bsky.social
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is. Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, and squats
@marygillis.bsky.social
Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase writer/editor at The Beaverton she/her | Vancouver B.C. Articles: https://www.thebeaverton.com/author/mary-gillis/ Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w4omt4th54l6kul2nc7orbil/feed/aaab44jnupudu
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Humorisht the thing with the stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
@trans.bsky.social
Trans enby woman into tech, queer rights, pop culture, & alt-text. writer/artist/product manager. she / they/ fae. 🔞minors dni🔞 —— 🎯𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Electrolysis⚡️ —— Tip Jar ☕️: https://ko-fi.com/trans_sage Merch👩🎤: transgender.gay
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social
I’m not here to post my THOUGHTS. I’m not here to share IDEAS. I’m here to post PICTURES OF MUSHROOMS and BE AN IDIOT Sign up for mushie-mail: cheerful letters filled with stickers, prints, and other goodies > Patreon.com/luke_venechuk
@outonthemoors.bsky.social
Vulgar woman My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaacezco2p44q
@ficklefilly.bsky.social
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lefg5o7kut4pwjjp3wn2q5ci/feed/aaab2ppl2dwsi
@raquelsquelch.bsky.social
if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get avi by mike miller more writing⤵️ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaagsq7wlqhoe
@corduroycheddar.bsky.social
A person, to a large extent Do not magnify profile picture My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzvn5zo3c6sav74keswooe7j/feed/aaapol7flq7xe Also known as Korzel, Dutch musician https://open.spotify.com/album/7jNeno9EqVSMK5ZYPG0kG7?si=8LaXN3veSIOL
@illumi.meme
artist | storyteller | dad | baseball nerd will eventually finish my graphic novel
@geekysteven.com
amenable to shenanigans (they/them) my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4 other stuff: linktr.ee/geekysteven pfp by @invisichad.bsky.social
@slightlycaustic.bsky.social
I smiled and waved. Married Mom of two adults. Pro Vaccine, all of them. Anti Conservative, all of them. Cat lady. Canadian. Godless heathen.
@mostlysharks.bsky.social
they/she | maybe a shark | australian (sorry) contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
@lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
Chaos Queer. They/Them. ⚕️🩺 Weapons collector. Hobbit ninja. ⚔️ 🎶 What’s left of my heart isn’t yours. 🏳️🌈 I don’t repost ALT free media. 📝👓🔍 Alt: Quark a piebald cat meowing.
@snargleplax.bsky.social
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona. Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine. Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
@ilovepie84.bsky.social
I’m very inspirational https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaanl43imdq2m
@bornmiserable.bsky.social
IG: @born_miserable • youtube.com/@halfapersonmusic • youtube.com/@bornmiserable.social • The Blackout Choir on Apple, Spotify, and Amazon • bornmiserable.threadless.com POSTS: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h4j2lwrcd2bxlncqqmnoy7vy/feed/aaagy3sl34xjg
@tickystacky.bsky.social
Stuff starts out not making sense, so I sensitize it. 🏳️⚧️ How do YOU flamingo? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaamnliwe64w4
@deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social
oh my god, who the hell cares? i amuse myself. lvl 17 Chaotic Neutral drow mage/bard. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qy6ejomyib7cmzablbm3cdvk/feed/aaahyqlaqnpvc
@dave-tothe-k.bsky.social
Freelance artist. Paint/ Illustrate. I like your face. He/him https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jt4og2xl6x6az3a4pr6am67a/feed/aaaewlcls2v4i linktr.ee/dave_tothe_k
@turbojerry.bsky.social
existing (but barely). free spirit. supportive. i don’t chit chat. thick & thin. (i)🔳🔲 & for the love of the joke my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaafvpgpiktma
@fulkery.bsky.social
Some form of grubby ox hermit, but like, with a salary and kids. If you argue with me on my post I will block you, this is social media and it's my post. Condensed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7x67le6rxiitd4xv4ezbzlfc/feed/aaabt4b7v4yr2
@professorkiosk.wtf
🏳️🌈 He/him Shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6 Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaajqswcg7w2k Make Search Links: professorkiosk.wtf
@edmorrish.bsky.social
Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
@chestrovert.bsky.social
1. Be excellent to each other 2. Party on dudes My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g
@aquavulva.bsky.social
I do what I want My skeets bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamvotqzr6oy
@raindro.bsky.social
•the perennial fuck up• •A m̷a̷n̷ ̷o̷f̷ God• [The Divine Comedy of Bluesky] https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaac7uv3i3sl6
@stalledtraffic.bsky.social
Beep-beep. My posts in a line: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w2ugzww44tlw25mb5txawyi6/feed/aaaoeliz4q2ju
@theartfulldodger.bsky.social
I am artist amongst other things ‘Nice girl, bit weird’ Living on Stolen Land ✨✨ All drawings are able to be purchased. DM if interested 🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩