Warren G. Hardingโs Executive Starter Pack
Funny accounts you should follow and also give them high-fives if you see them in the street
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@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
@donni.bsky.social
Chicago if it matters. Dive bar comedy vet. Only seem calm because Iโm exhausted. Thinking about some new shirts
@lexoluthoro.bsky.social
We do jokes and sports here. One half of the world tag team champions with @milfordbrimlee ๐ฉ๐๐ฉ I am 37 and angry ๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ Married ๐ NAZIS AND TERFS CAN EAT DIRT.
@cloverkisscinema.bsky.social
Texas' finest six-seat cinema. Best of Clover Kiss: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/feed/aaap7zbcna67m [We follow our contributors!]
@thejonbaker.bsky.social
Dad, geek, lover of all things comedy. I draw the webcomic @AlarminglyBad
@angryraccoon.bsky.social
Buddhist. Mental health advocate ๐ Live, love and help others do the same. No politics please and thank you Nope no search link I've given up
@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social
extremely normal extremely normal posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajypeq6itvw
@justinmatic5000.bsky.social
Rated "pretty ok, I guess" by Robot Aficionado Magazine. Occasionally funny on purpose. Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2wolqd6v4
@chudneyspears.bsky.social
Championing the minor irritations in a time of major grievances
@lancesaidthis.bsky.social
A dorky, fun loving souse who likes crosswords & people who don't litter. Wrote for Rules of Engagement (CBS), Stuck in the Middle (Disney), & more. Just here for jokes. My Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5ek6l2rvwipwzzebkdcc2jai/feed/aaaoulnn7lmgq
@cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
LMFT-LADAC Witchy Addictions Expert, Not your therapist, both traumatized and trauma informed. Sometimes a writer http://medium.com/@buzzkill1978
@tobi-is-fab.bsky.social
Shhh, Iโm supposed to be a mystery. She/Her/Nerd/Wife/Mom Former Butthole Tweet Pioneer @popartcartoonz.bsky.social made my avi @captantagonist.bsky.social made my search link https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaafoaaq4wzca
@ordinaryalso.bsky.social
Protect immigrants 36 he/him Florida https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pbefxsfoltjuyja64n2eqgsr/feed/aaalqdxj3jv76
@haliphacks.bsky.social
Keeping it funny on Bluesky since its early days as a radio show. My posts โ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kla5p6qnfqixl6bgwbttabhh/feed/aaadag4p2jrvk
@schmrrrlex.bsky.social
mouldering lump of organic matter trapped in a series of social media accounts with diminishing returns
@sixfootcandy.bsky.social
Humor|๐ค๐ป Gen X | ๐ฅพ Nature is my therapy | ๐พ Animal lover | ๐ LA | Kindness matters | https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qut5myo23afai4odf3z25trw/feed/aaadwsj277rdi
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
I'm a niche genre. Does this work: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabh3yla3vcq
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't. Part time cryptid Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly. Behold my skeets. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm
@admiralsnaccbar.bsky.social
I enjoy untoasted poptarts and cross stitching. I do an ASMR YouTube channel as well. He/him https://youtube.com/@sleepytimeretreat?si=JdM9ywR_JnV1gE8o
@mardigroan.bsky.social
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
@marlebean.bsky.social
If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7ehz6ygwahh2y3lgk7dq3xs2/feed/aaacgqxvtud72
@leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Good intentions, questionable methods. The Mother of Dad Jokesโข๏ธ. Recovering academic turned shitposter ๐ต๐ธ (she/they)๐ณ๏ธโ๐ avi ๐จ by @bornmiserable.bsky.social bangerskeets ๐ฃ๏ธ bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaf2y3zcynyc
@napveg.bsky.social
inventor of joke bluesky | mayor of topeka, kansas | top 0.001% of onlyfans creators | yin yoga black belt | vaccine enthusiast | 4x therapy world champion | laravel artisan | avi: @gazpachomachine on the bird site | he/him
@brickmahoney.bsky.social
Hey man it was a joke - no need to involve the authorities Why slow down to gawk at auto wrecks when you can view my posts safely ๐ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwxdaayqwdlfjni7g3ududab/feed/aaadwtmcpy7uc
@svnsxty.bsky.social
Here for the jokes! Find me @SvnSxty everywhere My stuff โฌ๏ธ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dpso5a5gqnwah5veagrq6mkc/feed/aaabvwarn7n76
@midge.bsky.social
Relentless architect of my own hell https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
@captantagonist.bsky.social
This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. Or here: https://shorturl.at/HAomx Newest: https://shorturl.at/WSYWt
@dontbemeanto.me
Astronaut, hedgehog, and avid reader of discontinued magazines The letter W is superfluous at best and a selfish twit at worst
@picklerudd.bsky.social
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper, which when you pass, causes your child to hug you a little closer My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
@wildethingy.bsky.social
@shortsleevesuit.bsky.social
Pilot. Mancub. Liar. ๐ธ๐ค header by the great Marf Salvador avi by @frovo.bsky.social He/Him ๐: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bmvl67povgevf645aj6vfpje/feed/aaab5d3sxupgm
@dumbbeezie.bsky.social
This bio canโt handle me, Iโm too many characters. Also fuck you.
@jeffistallguy.bsky.social
Father / Video Game enthusiast. I share my brain words to you. Senior Manager of Social Media for @basilisk.gg
@sofarrsogud.bsky.social
Some of my posts are crafted like a sculpture from a block of wood. Others are pumped out like farts. ๐ฎ๐ช Some nonsense https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hd45ud24roeoli4qe7ot24e3/feed/aaaf7lua7l5cm
@itsnashflynn.bsky.social
death historian. failing comedian. enterprising gay. i have autism (derogatory). @deathandfriends.bsky.social show me your favourite graveyards always a candidate, never a doctor death is for everybody out fall 2025
@lincnotfound.com
designer of something. test: one. two. three. four. letterboxd.com/lincnotfound
@portmanteauface.bsky.social
Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. Iโm working on it. Clickbait โก๏ธ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57tds76f6hmild5kw32pppdd/feed/aaacbm5qg2h7a
@pessimusprime.bsky.social
I invented the internet See mah tweets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7nvnng43seboe73s5khzmkfw/feed/aaaloenm2yxgs
@sharky.bsky.social
๐ Stay hydrated. 12-time Winner of the Internet. Header by @atlastalos.bsky.social https://bsky.app/profile/sharky.bsky.social
@azedand2knots.bsky.social
Horrors and hot dogs. (she/they) Latest https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaajole3giqdq Random https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kpnkmducrwtq3ly4miy3ymoe/feed/aaadr7exzc3rw
@robertmanchild.com
extremely online cpap enthusiast. imperfect ally ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐๐ https://tinyurl.com/mr2ekn4r ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐ฎ๐๐ฒ๐๐ https://tinyurl.com/3af9yp69 ๐ ๐ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ผ๐ฟ๐ถ๐๐ฒ๐ https://tinyurl.com/yde7dbew ๐ฆ๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฃ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ธ https://tinyurl.com/yr4yusjh ๐ robertmanchild.com
@capnwatsisname.bsky.social
Likes you and other things that are great. Magic bean farmer. Recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaabrbkkoo5lc Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaaoxwn4kyzv4
@unfitz.bsky.social
Fugitive warlord. Indicted crypto kingpin. Disgraced former intern. Dry clean only. He/him Fitzyโs Funtastic Feed: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eeuovmdmopwss5bsf7el3ra7/feed/aaabi4hywtg5g
@riotgrlerin.bsky.social
โข goth daria โข fear does not exist in this bio โข muppet enthusiast โข i post a lot of threads โข https://linktr.ee/riotgrlerin โข
@arfmeasures.bsky.social
I'm only on season 3 of the news. No spoilers please. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eovcv23qyhbah4huiqzirnp4/feed/aaaea46bxsi3k
@debbshock.com
notorious D.E.B. woman of mystery pain in my own ass undercover, nerd in Philly bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dxxbkz7sbu4hbes5idlvglpv/feed/aaal2brtlqhec
@stevesuckington.bsky.social
Stealer of lighters Banner by @davecactus.bsky.social Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
if youโre taking feedback, i hate it. Top: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaaonvw75lfxi New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:btj7htumgboprmobfodhw7wu/feed/aaad7ue5of5xy ๐งฉJoWordle. Free archive. word.rodeo/JoWordle/
@professorkiosk.wtf
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ He/him Shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6 Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaajqswcg7w2k Make Search Links: professorkiosk.wtf
@mostlysharks.bsky.social
they/she | maybe a shark | australian (sorry) contributor to @greenevillezoo.bsky.social @riversidecasino.bsky.social my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaad2u5cvdp24
@thealexnevil.bsky.social
My third grade teacher's positivity was unwarranted. Scribbles & Bits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mx4w4wha2sfxrovy2aoybyod/feed/aaadjjnkylwbe Successful Drivel: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q6gjnaw2blty4crticxkmujt/feed/bangers
@porkchophair.bsky.social
enjoy the process ๐ โขIโm @pork_chop_hair everywhere elseโข Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaaboubzwgwgu
@kenzianidiot.bsky.social
my dad goes to a bar with his friends every friday and he makes a list of discussion topics | dropout tv | she/her
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
Marked safe from Bert and Ernie https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Hereโs our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://www.etsy.com/shop/KitchenTableWorks
@missriss.bsky.social
I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you. I once knew a sensual hog named Alf. Feed of just me โฌ๏ธ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:moj6trvqbhappapbpf6rkhqo/feed/aaacaqxkrx5y2
@geekysteven.com
amenable to shenanigans (they/them) my posts: https://tinyurl.com/yc8r29y4 other stuff: linktr.ee/geekysteven pfp by @invisichad.bsky.social
@crocketthoughton.bsky.social
Writer of words about horror films and such. Reviews, retrospectives, in-depth analysis. Rotten Tomatoes approved critic. #filmsky | #horrorsky | https://crocketthoughton.com
@whatsjo.bsky.social
I came here to do two things: pray and quote Natalie Imbruglia, and Iโm all out of faith. ATLโข she/her โข ๐ค๐ โข I eat popsicles for breakfast ๐ต๐ธ
@itsabbyyep.bsky.social
she/her Typos? You've come to the right place Recent: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaovdhpfgmmm Popularist: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:awyncbnck2xzf4obkdqep7ms/feed/aaaeacnurw62m Avi by @riotgrlerin.bsky.social
@frovo.bsky.social
posting jokes while the world burns my most liked: https://tinyurl.com/topfrovojokes my most chronological: https://tinyurl.com/frovotweets my cool store: doodlybugstudio.etsy.com my webbies: doodlybugstudio.com rsmarchive.weebly.com
@im-all-id.me
middling jokes/existential dread ๐nj all posts โฌโฌ ig: @im_all_id https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhytley6vv7tq6k2at6kvl5b/feed/aaabgxg57gn7e
@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Humorisht the thing with the stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
writer of jokes fighter of life more doof โคต๏ธ https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaabi4esw755k
@wetmascara.bsky.social
Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike.
@meantomyself.bsky.social
3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, politics in the streets. Serving mufflepuff in NC. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. Regina George liberal Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
@kimmymonte.bsky.social
my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5rnmu5xtzqwc2c4u22abl2ka/feed/aaabw5bxhz3yw
@murrman5.bsky.social
https://open.spotify.com/show/2bnOW7wiYFo7IA8ZsEuTrZ?si=pntw45j5Q9GOmrm2-WOmFQ
@benedictsred.bsky.social
Not A. Doctor, M.D. Underwhelming: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zsyhg6acyhoeidjrth7fyxhe/feed/aaabuczkgyc4i
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
@jonbois.bsky.social
jon https://www.patreon.com/c/SecretBase https://www.youtube.com/SecretBaseSBN
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
The 76th most followed account on bluesky. I will NOT be updating this ranking when itโs no longer true
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
~* Jewish American Disney Princess *~ Iโm from N-E-W Jerz
@wapplehouse.bsky.social
Americaโs stepdadโข@TheWapplehouse on Twitter https://linktr.ee/JortsCenter
@cait.bsky.social
big famous microblogger [she/her] texan in ma. Adonis' mom https://ko-fi.com/O5O2SN6KI
@roxiqt.com
Extremely online internet gremlin & plague banisher ๐ฅ๐ @roxiqt on Twitter & TikTok ๐ฆ roxiqt.com โจ๐จ๐ฆ Toronto, ON
@robdenbleyker.com
a collection of ass brained posts written by your favorite stupid fucking idiot
@popeawesomexiii.bsky.social
US President 1921-1923. He/Him. Zero felony convictions. ๐ค๐ค๐ค ๐บ๐ฆ๐ต๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธโค๏ธ My skeets so far: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ldqbcjeceanjnpxamr43725r/feed/aaacmxpgvzlsw